Maybe with the way the worlds going I should become a con artist and sell people physical porn I hand them in person.
I'll grind up pigments with stuff I find by the river and paint with brushes from horsehairs I stole from the horses nearby.
Dec 27, 2025 23:50And when I hand them funny little doodles of girls fucking they'll be like "ahh yes þank you for the fine þornography my þiege" and I'll say "þanks but the þorn is juþt for my pronounþ you dont need to use it all the time"
and they'll say "ahh i'm þo þorry for my miþunderþtanding" and I'll þay "I þink boþ of our language þenterþ have degraded from þiþ interaction." and þen we'll laugh about it and forget in like fiþe minuteþ
CON LIKE CONVENTION
im so smart wnd just remembered that con artist can mean something elþe
me omw thinking im going to some small local event to sell prints but it turns out I'm being enlisted to market snake oil like ahh eto... bweh
