Evan Leslie Jokes
Stand up comedian. So far I like it here.
- Hold up when did Threads get this based?
- I realized you can’t post link in bios here after tweeting this so here’s the link youtube.com/@evmersion?s...
- Hey I made a video game and strange culture YouTube channel! Please like and subscribe! I tried to make the video funny/interesting even if you don’t know anything about GTA or video games. Link in my bio
- All I’m saying is, if you killed an ICE right in front of me… well, I miraculously wouldn’t see a thing. Power of the lord I guess
- Cyberpunk 2077 has one of the worst radio soundtracks ever. More than once I’ve found myself saying out loud “this might be the worst song I’ve ever heard in my life”
- Pretty funny that Joe Rogan does all these experimental treatments to extend his lifespan, when he’s just going to die the minute Liver King finally gets his hands on him.
- I started a video game and culture commentary channel on YouTube, this is my first video. Please flow and watch it, I tried to make it funny even for someone who isn’t super familiar with the subject youtu.be/ECibBJMGa_w?...
- This guy on TikTok made a video about ChatGPT having “retrocogntion.” As in, he thinks that the language model software, has magical clairvoyant powers to remote-view any moment in the past. ChatGPT isn’t sentient, and sure as fuck isn’t psychic, you medieval villager level fucking idiots
- Nvidia CEO needs to be given a full Luigi
- I was like “I live in an apartment complex.” And he was like “well tell your building manager about solar panels.” Ya idiot, I’ll go pitch that to the building manager I never see for a building I don’t want to live in
- my only conservative family members falls for every scam and get-rich-quick scheme. Last two times I have interacted with him he tried to pitch me a solar-panel pyramid scheme. One of like the top 5 most googlable scams.
- I have very few conservative family members, and the ones I do have are at least self aware enough to know I’m smarter than them, and not to say shit about it
- Andy Serkis is making a “non political” Animal Farm movie. How long until we find out this dude is a fucking weirdo conservative? Like how much longer do I have to act like I respect a guy for getting in front of a green screen and pretending to be like a monkey or dolphin-man or whatever the fuck?
- When Trump dies I’m going to literally throw a party and mock his family to their fucking faces. Fuck it, I hope they get Barron too.
- Mention Kill Tony even passively online, and the biggest fucking dry-dick loser you have ever interacted with will crawl out of the floorboards to misspell a bunch of insults at you
- If anyone wants a nice photographic list of the people who need to get a full “Luigi Mangione Special”
- Theres a handful of nerd chicks on TikTok telling me I’m hot right now. I’m fucking back baby!
- The only members of the LAPD I’ve ever interacted with, deserve to be dead. Most incompetent, power hungry, low-IQ, racist, tiny dick loser subhumans on the planet.
- It’s so funny that Joe Rogan just wanted to be rich and write jokes, but he’s so fucking greedy that now he’s put himself in a position where he must die or be killed for the good of the world. What a dumbfuck.
- A new Christmas special, “Bullets On ICE.” Where this holiday season, we introduce high caliber bullets to the skulls of ICE agents. It’s a wonderful magical holiday extravaganza for the whole family!
- I’ve been playing a lot of blue collar working men or high level body guards/personal security guys, in vertical shorts produced by Chinese companies. That’s currently the highest source of income I have in my life.
- Doctor doesn’t like it when they ask about adverse side effects from my medication and I say “the high wore off too fast”
- Joe Rogan in the mid 2000s “Christians are dumber than retarded children” Joe Rogan Now “I think that Gronk may be the next coming of our lord and savior Jesus Christ”
- So funny that these soft ass billionaire pussies consider themselves “masculine leadership.”
- The best part about Elon and Peter Thiel being brutally killed, is that it would scare the shit out of Joe Rogan.
- Seems like the best way to muderder a billionaire is to sell him tainted ketamine. Some dealer out there needs to do us all a favor and slip these fuckers some fentianl mixed with rat poison
- “The Fable” on Hulu is my current favorite new show. It’s my favorite sub-genre of fiction “gritty, subdued, Neo-noir action crime thriller.” But it’s also a pure comedy in a sub-genre that often is overwhelmingly grim and self-serious.
- I filmed this 6 years go. Feels like 15. My new material is better and I’m much more grounded as a person now. But I’ve also become disillusioned with the what stand up has become. Business and politically. I think some time in the next two years I’m going to film a new one. youtu.be/ok1hAizriJo?...
- I have it from a very good source that Tony Hinchcliffe is currently in the throws of heavy Ketamine addiction that he developed while partying with a billionaire in Austin who apparently isn’t Elon.
- So glad I got to live during the peak shoplifting era betweeen the start of “self-check out” but before the dawn of facial recognition software
- It took me fucking years for it to click, but I think I’m finally locked in on Cyber Punk 2077. Shit is hitting different for some reason.
- Captial “G” Gamers using “NPC” as an insult is strange, NPCs have some of the deepest and most complex inter geometry and AI programming behind them, compared to basically any aspect of game creation.
- Stand up comedy has disappointed and pissed me off so much, that I have just started learning how to make 3D animation and coding for video game engines. Like fuck all this in jut going to build an entirely new world without this shit in it
- This is true but also a joke. I’m chill with like 99% of furries. It’s AI dorks that are the weird freaks
- I made fun of AI dorks and now a bunch of furies are very mad at me. I should have known there was a huge crossover between AI and people who need to draw cartoon horses fucking in order to jerk off
- Never take your foot off the the neck of AI dorks
- Some AI loving loser tried to insult me on Threads. His pinned tweet is him saying he’s going to “make a living off of art.” 🤣 Anyway, listen to the complete dog-shit “music” this dude thinks he’s going to make a living off of. AI guys are the most dilusuinal virgin losers on the planet
- was on set. crew member kept trying to brag to everyone about how good he’s gotten at promting AI. No one gave a single fuck. They actively avoided talking to him. He was so proud of himself for being able to “prompt it PERFECTLY!” These losers are social pariahs, nobody likes or respects in person.
- Googling “Anime I can show my dad that won’t be awkward as fuck to watch together”
- Can’t wait to watch neither of these guys be able to do any of their own stunts because they’re old as fuck and the insurance would be too much for the movies total budget
- A lot of the comedians I used to be friends with, who have connected themselves to the Joe Rogan train for money, don’t speak to me anymore. Some have even directly told me I’m “too angry now.” Nah, you’re too much of a sellout pussy now, and I’m speaking the fucking truth with harsh overtones.
- Imagine being stupid and weak enough to be an Evangelical Christian? I mean truly the dumbest fucking loser pieces of shit in America. Complete idiot tools
