evan@0π.guru
Streetwear, fashion, music, photography, mental health, shitposting.
Gay/He/Him
Dayton, Ohio
https://Evan.Dornbus.ch
linktr.ee/evan.dornbus.ch
- do you ever smile for Face ID?
- ... ... wow...
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- damn they really fucked up that crown, huh?
- i waded into the shithole and now i'm covered in shit!
- reading through last month's psychiatric after-visit notes to make sure i'm consistent
- Grindr: "is this what you meant by 'rainbow capitalism'?"
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- i am officially declaring capitalism over
- Reposted by evan@0π.guruLol did dril say something about the candy asses moderating this place?
- Reposted by evan@0π.guruImagine wearing a #jellyfish as a helmet!?! Well, that’s exactly what this juvenile jack is doing! Mostly immune to its sting, the jack has taken the jellyfish prisoner. Shot using #scuba, out over the deep abyss, drifting at night. #blackwater #blackwaterdiving #scubadiving #gug
- look at my full circles! look at how good i am at taking my meds!!
- i don't know who needs to hear this but the iOS health app has a handy medication log feature that has been a lifesaver for me (log meds as soon as taken for best results)
- i'm going to construct a trash bin from all the empty toilet paper rolls that never make it to the trash
- when the mushrooms that make you see tiny people wear off this is where they go
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- can someone on grindr tell me if this is real because it's completely breaking my brain. nobody is paying grindr $200 a fucking week i hope
- Reposted by evan@0π.guruhonestly one of the most insane things i’ve ever seen. i cannot believe this. i feel insane seeing this and it being real. everything is unreal
- this is your sign to log off and go touch ass
- Reposted by evan@0π.guruthought this was a shitpost and oh jesus
- I love my new iPhone but the constant typing and dictation issues are getting on my damn nerves. I spend more time proofreading my texts than typing or dictating them. Voice typing has weird delays that miss entire phrases, and I'm sick of it switching keyboards on me. Am I missing something here?
- RIP Trevor Moore, who gave us this skit: "it’s illegal to say you want to kill the president of the United States of America." ... “it's very illegal to say I really, really think someone out there should kill the president of the United States of America."
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- i just saw an ad for fuzzy slippers you put in the microwave for warmth, and i feel the need to say: keep your NASTY ASS slippers out of my microwave!
- Reposted by evan@0π.guruthe mood is not subtle
- i don't really know what to say. the absolute fucking hatred i have toward my own country is making me complete fucking sick and it feels misplaced. i will never be proud to be an american i am SCARED to be an american ASHAMED to be an american fucking despicable.
- using the portal gun from Portal to look at a bump on the back of my head
- a two-way fleshlight mounted on a tripod send post
- you can put poppers in an ultrasonic diffuser and nobody can stop you
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- this is art
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- is my astrology app supposed to beat me up and take my lunch money?
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- Reposted by evan@0π.guruelected democrats who want their constituents to remain non-violent in their protests of these abuses must actually offer a path for ending the abuses non-violently. they currently are not as a party and it’s a major problem.
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- using my sleep tracking data as MIDI for a chill ambient track
- when you get to the pearly gates there's a Spotify Wrapped for your whole life
- sure, go ahead and replace my calculator app with a chatbot. while you're at it why don't you tell me what i should calculate too
- bring the havanah syndrome weapon to the anti-ICE protests outside the hotels
- Fuck, Marry, Kill: Mario Party Edition
- there has been an alarming increase in cats trying to use the litterbox while i'm scooping them. this is Unacceptable and I Will Not Stand For It
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- actors can always act until they're on stage at an awards ceremony and forced to recite scripted smalltalk
- i discovered Drambo on iOS a few days ago and i'm happily letting it take over my life #MusicianSky #SynthSky
- *throws elbow*
- sometimes i wonder how many different chickens are in each chicken nugget
- just saw a video of robots playing piano at CES and i haven't stopped screaming since
- can someone tell me when the unsubscribe link at the bottom of spam emails stopped working? i'm losing my mind unsubscribing from the same shit over and over
- "You can chat gpt this stuff"
- no punctuation without nitro
- Discord has confidentially filed for an IPO, according to Bloomberg. Details: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
- who up polishing they flat clown beetle
- someone should do something about the fascist dictator whose frothing at the mouth rewriting history and commiting war crimes while killing my trans friends
- man what the fuck www.whitehouse.gov/j6/
- Frasier fun fact: Ozzy Osbourne co-wrote the theme song, contributing the now iconic line "tossed salads and scrambled eggs"
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