Epiphora
I have a very discerning vagina. Sex writer + sex toy connoisseur for over 17 years. 🌈 {she/her}
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- I have questions about this emoji: 🖇️ 1) why does it exist when there is already 📎? 2) why didn't I know about it? 3) why aren't we using it for scissoring???????
- When did I get so old that stretching my weary bones feels almost as good as an orgasm 😩
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- I remember back when admitting I was into "incest" porn felt edgy AF. I had to seek it out, and in most scenes, effort was put into selling the illusion. Now it's just an oversaturated, essentially meaningless category on Pornhub. Pshhhh, I was into it before it was cool 😤
- SSRIs are wild. 💊 I started Lexapro and I've gone from being able to time my orgasms down to the second, followed by more orgasms basically whenever I want, to spending an HOUR+ chasing a SINGLE orgasm.
- Once, I was trapped in a Verizon store, and the sales associate found out what I do for a living. Far too delighted, she launched into a whole spiel about a male friend of hers who started a business for mailing a dildo to your enemies. 😑
- HEY I'm still waiting on reviews of my Sims porn. COME ON, PEOPLE, VALIDATE MY WEIRDNESS
- Okay, freaks! Here's the Sims porn I shot and edited! Set in a beach house on a romantic vacation, it's 14 minutes of making out, teasing, and lots and lots of blowjobs. What do you think, do I have natural talent or what? drive.google.com/file/d/1zy2D... #piphplayssims
- Okay, freaks! Here's the Sims porn I shot and edited! Set in a beach house on a romantic vacation, it's 14 minutes of making out, teasing, and lots and lots of blowjobs. What do you think, do I have natural talent or what? drive.google.com/file/d/1zy2D... #piphplayssims
- The sex animations from Wicked Whims are very fun. I was a little too excited to find this last one, entitled "Fucking your Mouth like a Fleshlight." #piphplayssims
- Oh, you watch pre-shot porn of actual humans? Well *I* create my OWN PERSONAL PORN in the Sims, so there! 🤪 #piphplayssims
- Today's the day I "officially" left Twitter and FB. I've been checked out for a long time, but I finally sat down and wrote a proper send-off. I wasn't content walking away from these platforms without some closure. So here's my last Twitter thread 🧵👇
