Emo Philips
“Hilarious” — Eric Idle
“Amazing” — Patton Oswalt
“Absolutely killed” — Rolling Stone (Carnegie Hall review)
Looming gigs: Columbus, Feb 18; Ft Wayne, Feb 19-21; Toledo, Feb 22
Full schedule lovingly splayed out on www.emophilips.com/shows
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- Reposted by Emo PhilipsTook the eight year old to see UHF at the @hollywoodtheatre.org last night. Can confirm that the @emophilips.bsky.social bit still kills with the young-uns.
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- Lovebirds of Florida! In March I’ll be in Boca Raton, Winter Haven, Jacksonville, Gainesville , Port Charlotte, Marco Island & Naples; peck out the particulars at www.emophilips.com/shows
- Hello! This, by Steve Gianakos — whose work you might’ve marveled at at MOMA — is the inner-sleeve art of my first album, E=MO Squared; I humbly invite you to to listen to 6.374% of it. www.emophilips.com/video/audio/...
- Peck out the particulars at www.emophilips.com/shows
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- I’m toying with making all my announcements Jeopardy answers
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- It’s therapeutic to be back in Casper, Wyoming. www.emophilips.com/shows
- @pattonoswalt.bsky.social took this photo as we walked to our Casper gig last May; I never knew that, from behind, I look like a black bear trained to carry luggage. (Thank goodness it was out of season.) I’ll be back in Casper, sans Patton, Jan 9 & 10; delve: www.emophilips.com/writings/936
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- I’ve decided to kick off every year with a photo of me singing to a clown. @puddlespityparty.bsky.social
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- don’t forget tonight to set your calendars ahead a year
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- If you live in Denver, Casper, Salt Lake City, Dayton, Canton, Columbus, Ft Wayne, Toledo, Albuquerque, Boca Raton, Winter Haven, Jacksonville, Gainesville, Port Charlotte, Marco Island, Naples, Burlington, Springfield, and/or Uncasville, please gently click www.emophilips.com/writings/936
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- I can’t think of a better day to wish you a merry Christmas
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- t’s obvious the artist had never seen a real dragon
- Bloomington, Indiana! Home not only to the Comedy Attic (where I’ll be Dec 5 & 6) but to the most inspirational (& heartwarming) statue ever: a pelican carrying a manatee.
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- So it’s NOT my imagination
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- If you live in or near (plus I am now accepting under) Bloomington (the one in Indiana) please witness my act December 5 and/or 6; to wit: www.comedyattic.com/events/119385
- “Regretting my third wish”
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- Dear James, I’m so, so happy you liked the show; for those who’ve yet to see me, my schedule‘s lovingly splayed on my website; to wit: www.emophilips.com/writings/936
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- 11-23 is Fibonacci Day & I always fall into a spiral
- Calling Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville, and Bloomington: the “It’s the Adjacent to Thanksgiving Tour, Emo Philips” Tour is about to commence. www.emophilips.com/shows
- Happy Halloween (Orthodox)
- If you’re wondering how I’d look with a dueling scar
- Feast on the particulars at www.emophilips.com
- Happy National Cat Day
- That Halloween I stopped Matthew Gray Gubler from terrorizing a tree
- Happy National Pumpkin Day from my family to yours
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- The “Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism” Tour is celebrating the 12 days of Thanksgiving (I’m fairly sure that’s a thing) with shows in Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville & Bloomington; feast on the particulars: emophilips.com
- The sound quality is just as good as it was on the original Edison Disc
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- now is the autumnal equinox of our discontent
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- Playfully attempting to distract “Weird Al” Yankovic as he dials 911
- I’m ecstatic to be going on the road with one of my closest and funniest friends, real or imaginary: the perpetually ebullient Tim Cavanagh (represented here by the tiger); prowl for the particulars at www.emophilips.com
- No man is poor who has a cameo in a comic book about a ventriloquist
- Each & every show comes with my “no cannibalism” guarantee
- LOOMING GIGS www.emophilips.com
- Hello! For the purpose of preserving history, I am lobbying to get my website, www.emophilips.com, into the vintage website museum: www.webdesignmuseum.org/all-websites; any help at all in this crucial cultural endeavor would be deeply appreciated
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- It went so wonderfully last night at the Bricktown Comedy Club in Tulsa that the owner wants me tonight as well, as originally planned.
- As it’s not easy “getting out the word” about live performances these days, I humbly beseech you to join my email list, so that you need never fret about missing a nearby show of mine unintentionally. www.emophilips.com/shows/proxim...
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- Happy 4th of July (Orthodox)
- It’s been so long since “Weird Al” & I filmed UHF that I hardly recognize us here. The joyous news is that I’ll be returning to Tulsa, where UHF was shot, to play the Bricktown Comedy Club on July 17 & 18. (I’ll be at the Bricktown in Oklahoma City on July 19, if you’re barred from the Tulsa one.)
