Emo for Justice
lawyer but good!?!?!?
public defender, cop hater, prison abolitionist
(alt text for profile pic: black&white image of a younger and cooler version of me exhaling smoke, it’s intended to preserve anonymity while also showing I do in fact exist)
- Practice point for law students: don’t be this guy!
- Every lawyer knows this man. He’s the one who loved to “play devil’s advocate” for rapists in crim and do a “thought experiment” about what if maybe Brown v Board was wrong actually in con law.
- We called ours “[redacted], the executioner” bc on the first day of crim law he raised his hand to say “criminals deserve to be killed by the state.”
- Idk how you come back from this but I guess being a Trump person necessarily renders you shameless.
- Judge Reyes’s conclusion: “There is an old adage among lawyers. If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts. If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have neither, pound the table. … Having neither and bringing the adage into the 21st century, [Noem] pounds X (f/k/a Twitter).”
- I mean ok let’s be real maybe a little bit Hillary…
- No other profession needs as much propaganda as cops. 24/7
- I’ve always said I’ve wanted a cop procedural told from the perspective of public defenders. It sucks that those shows always only ever portray us shifty at best and incompetent at worst
- Let’s goooooo
