Cannot express how often this deal was reported as done despite it never being realistic. People said for months that Nvidia gave OpenAI $100bn! Months! They thought me mad for suggesting otherwise. It’s the beginning of history!
Ummm like we’re like not even friends. We only hung out like twice. I don’t even KNOW her. But you know like I love her but like we don’t know each other. We just hung out a few times. Oh my god you’re obsessed with me
Also, I need the press to start catching up when it comes to stock manipulation, and yes, that’s what I’d call announcing deals that weren’t real. I’m not a securities attorney but a functioning SEC would investigate whether this deal was ever actually real, beyond a letter.
Feb 1, 2026 22:55