Noyan
Come for the hairy tits, stay for the loud opinions🤪
Barista by day, barback by night🥴
🏳️🌈🇹🇷
Portland!
Insta: @drunker_psyduck
- Got 2 things of concealer, a lip pen and a brush and it was damn near $100 this better last me a year+!!
- Hanging out with a cutie tonight so you know I had to show up
- Reposted by NoyanNeed to stop smoking carts and smoke some actual flower as the lord GOD INTENDED
- After getting hot, I can confirm this is just the avg gay experience in a major city
- me after two (2) melatonin gummies
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- I say I’m gonna take my weed break now that it’s halfway through the semester and then proceed to hit both my carts at the same time because I’m sicky and need to eat for gainz :((
- Girl there was never a time that we didn’t know
- Im sick for the third time this year!! Sick people fuck off and die and wear a mask PLEASEEEE my immunocompromised ass can not take it I HAVE YET TO WORK ON MY SOLO PIECES AND ITS LITERALLY MIDTERMS I NEED MY VOICE OMFG
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- Oh yeah I got a haircut
- I wish Grindr stopped trying to fish me with bots that have pics of hairless buff 22-23 year olds because not only have I been online since age 5 therefore I recognize bs instantly but also that’s SO not what I’m going for 😭 at least gimme 35+ hairy daddies pleaseeeeeeee
- After shift I sometimes will change into my gym clothes at work to go straight to the gym (in retrospect I could change at the gym ig?) but last time I did that a random dude said “damn dude your back is WIDE” (was wearing a stringer) and I’m STILL living off that high
- Every 2 weeks I look up loose skin surgery and read about the cost/the recovery etc and then do the whole “oh wait I’m terrified of drains and also I’d have to pause school/job(s)/life in general for weeks” thought process and get sad but also it’s literally fix my body dysmorphia ughhhh
- 2026 and we still don’t have scratch and sniff on phones 💔
- I feel the need to mention that it was a THREE HOUR episode yet I was invested as fuck?? What good dick can do oml
- We did not end up going to the bath house because the one he wanted to go was closed HOWEVER I am now an episode of Battlestar Galactica ‘03 in AND he ate me out and rawdogged me so overall a win!
- Since drag race streams on one of the stupidest ways to distribute a show, I have only seen glimpses of the new season at our showings at the bar, I feel left out :(
- Going to a bath house for the first time tonight and it kinda got me feeling
- What if 2026 is the year I top more than twice
- Sharing one last time for #FCF morning, I have a test in 10 mins everyone kiss my cock for good luck
- wait ok actually, one of the bot daddies at the gym popped up on Grindr today, my gaydar was on point, and he tapped me girl who’s going to be alright (f*ck*d ** the ***)
- Grindr charged me for Xtra twice, now I have to talk to apple support and be like “ermm my sex app charged me twice”
- making a statement at the gym today
- Who thought a 7:45AM English class was a good idea?
- My new favorite way to clock other gays has been the orange iPhone, we really are a hivemind!!!
- Decided to eat a croissant at sbux so now I have to suffer the consequences to hit my protein
