dooski 🦑
no home run is worth it if you cant run home to a home you love :)
philly-based rascal
- did you know you can buy a green screen for relatively cheap i love not having children
- why is it called quicksand if it makes u slow tho
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- now thats interesting...
- i hope our society repairs itself well enough for club penguin to bounce back; to do so, shooting the shit with strangers on the internet detached from your own ego would need to return to a wide swath of our culture. its tough work, but it starts with all of us! that being said, how r u
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- boo
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- damn! i’m ya know hangin’ in there
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- ours is a true big tent
- hey as a former freakishly large asthmatic fourth grader, this roast is not going far enough
- the best sport that is televised in january is women’s college gymnastics and i will not be taking further questions
- u come to me, on the day of the bills game,,,
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View full threadits slap em up saturday, dont forget to slap em up
- its slap em up saturday, dont forget to slap em up
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- happy to help!
- rare good news, due to an abundance of berries the large flightless parrots native to new zealand called the kākāpo are fatter and hornier than ever and are primed to escape extinction by making sweet sweet chubby avian love
- what i respect about greenland is their flag has no green on it. wouldve been tacky 🇬🇱
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- i was waiting to be 100th
- not sure if my boyfriend likes jeopardy or if i have convinced him he likes it by making him watch several episodes a week
- if you convince someone to like something then, i would say they like it 😛
- buffalo is inevitable
- cant wait for baseball season to start so me and the boys can go back to barking like wild dogs from the nosebleeds at citizens bank park surrounded by deeply concerned parents and children
- its times like these i rly think about americans playing call of duty, battlefield, etc. and how its all literally a game for some people
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- ✊😤
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- this is about not knowing what “banned” means
- had an idea for a really bad alternate timeline sci fi universe where the holy roman empire never disbanded and the year is 2500 and the world is made up of 85,000 duchies and counties
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- i wasnt mad at you on bluesky, i was mad in real life
- fellas, whats stopping you from looking like this?
- its slap em up saturday, dont forget to slap em up
- its slap em up saturday, dont forget to slap em up
- as i enter my 30s , i figure its time to get into Linux and become a Linux guy
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- counterpoint: trivia is supposed to be hard
- i asked the tsa agent if they ever get to pet the bomb sniffing dog and they just stared at me; the war on whimsy rages on
- not only should being a podcaster not qualify you to run important govt positions, it should in fact disqualify you
- what can i say, i love extremely tedious games
- a rose is just a tulip you havent met yet <3
- its slap em up saturday, dont forget to slap em up
- its slap em saturday, dont forget to slap em up
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- for slander!
- FROM THE DESK OF THE COMMISSIONER: as commissioner of the fantasy baseball discord in question, amanda was put in league jail and given a one hour timeout for posting tiddy milk in the channel reserved for actual baseball shit. there is an esoteric bullshit channel for this. she was not banned. thx!
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- this is textbook “esoteric-bullshit-tangentially-related-to-baseball”!!!!
- you ever get mad about the nemesis system
- america’s first priority should be nationalizing the nemesis system
- coach who won the world series twice in a row thinks baseball is in a great place, very interesting take
- the bobs burgers bank robbery episode is an underrated classic imho
- gender essentialism sucks even if you do it in a ~progressive~ way
- i never thought raw milk would seem wise by comparison
- every time im about to fall asleep, anthony hopkins appears in my mind’s eye and says “going to sleep, are you?” and then i wake back up, defiant of the prolific welsh actor’s visage
- more like spotify crapped
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- good eye
- why did no one tell me about this
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- believe this is s1 e4a, naughty nautical neighbors; the advanced darkness brought on from his self imposed isolation
- id like to retract my earlier statement about Las Vegas indie rock band The Killers
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- anyway, dm me if you wanna hear about a mildly annoying but ultimately pretty pedantic snafu at the airport
