We went out to eat tonight and the guy at the table next to us took a call on his speaker phone. You know, because there's no such thing as society anymore. I started to do the normal thing of silently seething, but then I realized I've got all this white privilege that will spoil if I don't use it

So I turned around and got his attention and asked him to take the call off speaker. And boy if looks could kill I'd be dead right now. But he did it.

I felt pretty awkward doing this, but on the other hand I am fucking sick to death of keeping my powder dry. Don't talk on a speakerphone in a restaurant.

He was ignoring his date??? To talk with his buddy about a super bowl party??? On a speakerphone at a restaurant??? Man, I paid a babysitter to watch my kids so I could have a peaceful meal with the adults in my house. Turn off your phone and talk to your beautiful date like she's a person.

Sorry I made you look like a chump in front of your girl, homie. I had pho to eat.