beth
public defender doing death penalty/1st degree murder cases. @/bethbourdon on twitter, bbourdon on Insta.
- 10/10 recommend the bird buddy hummingbird feeder
- you try to raise your kids right and then they go and do this
- backyard full of pebbles isn’t so cute anymore sine i got these shoes. 4 from the left shoe and 3 from the right.
- new house for my favorite two community cats dropped. everyone send good vibes that they actually use this one.
- did an uno reverse on my children
- some personal news
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- just had a coughing fit and my cat was visibly annoyed and repulsed. bitch i clean your litter box, you have a lot of nerve! happy caturday tho; pic unrelated to current location and attitude
- genevieve (cat) always looks at me all suspiciously, acting like i didn’t give her the food she’s smelling
- this cake is marked as 2 pieces. uh, ok, if someone else is around to see it, sure.
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- what’s the time limit on replying to a text you’re going to have to quote, with a joke, and after that, you missed the window? i think 30 min.
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- y’all. i have ✨thee✨ cutest bananas that grew on my trees!
- you know what? i forgot to check.
- i just wondered if my bedroom doors have locks on them. i moved into my house 5 months ago.
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- i keep wanting to invite people over tonight and then i remember it’s valentine’s day and no one is gonna come chill on my porch.
- happy birthday @neptunesproteus.bsky.social!!!
- look what my son designed
- i love when cats stand on their back paws
