Jess
She/her
Law Student (mature, allegedly)
Dilettante & Procrastinatrodinaire
Not good at portmanteaus
- I only know basketball rules and such from playing NBA In The Zone on N64.
- That's fun. 🦖
- Came to pick up my niece but noooo we have to stay for the men's game. Then she took a pic of me and sent it to me. 😒
- .... I give up. I'm getting the Neuromancer audiobook. It's either listen to it or keep trying to finish for another week 😅 3 hours and 45 mins left!
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- Reposted by JessDone. Let me know what you think? LUPINES, 16x16”, Acrylic on Panel ©️2026 Jim Musil
- Celestial Navigation is one of the best West Wing episodes of all time 😂😂
- I've been tagged in for after school kid driving! Picking up my niece ☺️
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- ..... should I go see TDK tomorrow? I haven't watched it in years. It scares me too much.
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- Reposted by JessI rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
- SWEET DELICIOUSNESS. finally got back to my car. This Red Bull is nice and cold 🥰
- I love being left on read 🙃
- I knew it!
- I forgot my Red Bull in the car. 🥲 but I can't do 4 hours of Evidence without a drink... This is not a Monster account.
- Always fun to sing "child stars 🌟" over and over again.
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- My nephew turned 14 🥹 He failed his learners license test, which is a time honoured 14th bday tradition. We all went for steak dinner. I accidentally gave him a small stack of 50 peso notes among his 14 $10 bills 🤦🏾♀️
- k but what if I wanna looksmin????
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- Mixing diet Pepsi with Gray Monk pinot noir is also very 'life crisisesque'
- Wanted to see what I was up to last year this day (marital breakdown and life crisis) and yeah this is very mood.
- Nood time.
- Fck it. We're going for noods.
- Reposted by JessMorning Coffee Run 10”x8” oil on wood panel . Available
- Quick brand reminder. Red Bull is life.
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- Tis moi 💁🏾♀️
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- minimalism... doesn't really seem like me....
- Okay on the one hand... I already had a 2 hour nap, I probably should do readings or something and not go directly to bed. On the other hand... could be comfy 🤔
- I think I'd make a great character in a romance novel 🤔 Or how about like just a real romance?? That could be cool.
- I went skating ⛸️ after class. I still can't skate without the red pushy thing but.... we're getting there!
- Reposted by JessOh your muscles are growing at the same rate as your fatphobia? Groundbreaking.
- I accidentally took a 2 hour nap instead of working on my case commentary...
- [John Travolta looking around gif] Le whom??? Lol nobody has shown up at all!!!!
- Thick forearms and cankles 🤤. That's it. That's the post.
- My feet look so wide and fat lmao I love it 😂
- I had quit before Sheldon got married. I was a Shenny Shipper.
- I'm thinking about watching all of The Big Bang Theory. 😅
