Deirdre Assenza
Sweary Poppins. Sass mouth. Lazy academic. Ski bum. “Horrifyingly not okay in a well-meaning way.”
- America is giving dying mall vibes but it’s the Stranger Things mall that needs a human sacrifice to exorcise the demons apparently
- Just saw a guy on IG listing cute nicknames for your personal white person. Alabaster Disaster is my wrestling name now.
- I think millennials all looking frozen at age 26 is karma for being the most ridiculed generation
- Merry Christmas! Later we’ll have some fuckin pie!
- Everyone’s 2025 recaps are universally like “This year is gonna be bet—endless screaming—no—whyyyyyy—hahahahah—am I dead yet—NO—and we are laughing—AM I DEAD---2026 is gonna be—"
- Eating Christmas cookies for breakfast, like a boss, and hit my sugar intake limit so hard and so fast I’m about to enter a prediabetic coma but I’m gonna push through, like an American
- Merry Christmas!
- Has anyone checked if the entire administration has been replaced with T 1000s
- 2026 will definitely be worse Midterms (Me to myself: That’s the spirit)
- Me wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
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- Massive love to everyone sending love my way. I deleted all my sharing because my oldest can search my socials on google now and I don’t want to stress her out. Just if you notice it’s all gone. Nothing bad just protective momming. Venting to all of you helped a ton. ♥️
- Apparently many people fail to grasp the difference between kink and consent. Violating someone else’s consent is not a kink. It’s a crime.Have a fucking orgy with 47 people in a vat of rice pudding in the middle of Times Square IDGAF as long as every one’s signed papers. No means fucking no.
- Like I said, just another day as a woman online. And some men feel persecuted by our anger.
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- Thanks a lot everyone for being so kind and supportive about my cyberstalking horror story. You’ve helped my mental health a lot today. You will always be the most adorable internet people ♥️
- Good things that happened during my life in hiding: I quit drinking, caught up on scrapbooks and tasks, started painting again. Bad things that happened: I started vaping again (don’t judge me it’s the apocalypse) Spending less time online is as good as they say, fuckingly
- Never forget to blame Joe Biden for the great potato famine
