Morbius's Mom
Cthulhu first 🐙
She|they, 25 (12/02/2000), colorado local, lefty bi, part time nudist, writer, neurodivergent, see pinned
bike, magick, and healthy food stan, 🌿>🍺
Pfp: my pale orange and white cat Michael Morbius; cover: white mushrooms in green grass
- www.youtube.com/playlist?lis... new joji
- NEVER START SMOKING BECAUSE IF YOU DO THERE IS A 92% CHANCE YOU WILL DO IT AGAIN IF YOU DECIDE TO QUIT
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- Literally ONE cat video sent me these in my recommended
- When your therapist denies you're at risk of being unhealthy and then says he can't help you help your loved ones and then when you give him proof you're unhealthy he just says "I'm not trying to invalidate you but you're just stressed" /vent
- Ok if you tell people traumatized by a specific mode of care to go back to that mode of care you're part of the problem Like for example if someone was traumatized by equine therapy you wouldn't tell them to go try a horseback ride to relieve stress
- We are sooo making the word "don" a slang word this year
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- My OCD is fucking up my ability to do witchcraft and now I gotta wish my cat was a Pegasus pony and I were a sharktopus
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- When people capitalize certain words for emphasis Like This it makes me really happy and I feel accomplished
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- Michael Parenti passed away. My condolences to this guy.
- People who have sensory issues from being in their own bodies should be able to time-teleport creepers who target them to the dinosaur age
- Since we're bringing back 2000s fashion I hope to god there will be no Aero logo shirts in the public eye
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- Ain't gonna lie eating a rat or rabbit is like cannibalism to me bc lagomorphs and rodents are closer to humans and other monkeys than they are to cows and pigs
- Going to see a dietitian tomorrow
- Crunches and cycling are better than pushups and jogging
- Yeah I wanna drink raw milk Raw oat milk from my own kitchen ayyeee
- Don't tell me who I should be
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- RAAAA SMOKE THAT SCOTT ADAMS PACK
- A long deserved rest after summoning Tsathoggua, a great old one Michael mistook for the mischief demon Bagagwa.
- > see a cool poster > woaoa > they endorse violence against medical professionals > immediately avoids them forever
- I died on August 12th 2014 of intussussception
- "How did the statue of liberty end up on the planet of the apes tho???" Look at this
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- varang is the cultural impact of avatar
- Forgot to mention but my NYR (new years resolution) is ashwagandha and a b complex maybe with little a CBD as a treat
- New years resolution for anyone hearing this post: If you tell someone to do something, make sure you're able to do it yourself before asking them to do it.
- I'm back to being a pegasister! Hoofbumps for all!
- most humans are apes with big brains i however am an ape with big boobs
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- I knew Caine was evil from day one
- What is it like having a therapist who understands you instead of spreading platitudes?
- 67
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- Everyone should be able to have a long life as comfortably as possible
- The only people who go to church on Sunday are those who do not know the beauty of nature
- *jingles keys* Alright now that I've got your attention Listen up Being opposed to the gym subculture is being opposed to queer history because gym culture sparked the queer movement
- If i win at least 200 bucks in the lottery I will commission a picture of wolves coyotes and jackals standing around a strawberry cake with the words "welcome home" while a Beagle walks closer to it
- Meet Asterid! She has the same birthday as me #TADCFriend
- Im literally that orange cat who bit his mom today
- Gallery hallllllllllllllllllllllllll
- Car culture is colonialism Forced overreliance on food produced by Nestle and Unilever is colonialism Limiting proactive choices for the self and community is colonialism
- I dont wanna wait for my life to be over this counts as haiku
- community gardens are praxis.
- two ushers: *open the doors* me: *walks through with a bouquet wearing a white dress* the loudspeakers: its britney bitch
- Me: *makes Raka the primary feral sanctuary human because they dared to want companionship from the sapients* Me: *throws the sapients in the zoo and introduces Eva, the long lost daughter of Mitch and Abigail* Me: oh fuck Mitch and Abigail were the main ferals all along
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- If someone's favorite Beatles song is Can't Buy Me Love they're a red flag If it's Octopus's Garden or Revolution 9 they're a green flag
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- Reposted by Morbius's MomSo you made a robot stand up and talk... now what? In this over 4-hour journey, Kevin follows the promise of Disney's Living Character Initiative, an effort to populate Disney theme parks with free-roaming, interactive beings. It was touted as the future. How's it going? Watch here: bit.ly/49C6vng
- ok so TIL that a popular user on here whom I muted because they threatened violence against medical professionals is actually a big creepo
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- I'll get a septum instead of a wedding ring It'll make desperate guys back off even faster
- My favorite characters from Lords of the Ring: Bolbi Dragons Spamton Gamzee Frito Dragons Natilla Saurosapiens Spiderman Ewan McGregor Grim Weaper Dave "Argon" Strider Mary Poppins Arlene Farmer Boomerang
