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sometimes here, sometimes there
- currently experiencing the most wholesome, slowest burning ~thing~ and i am just so head over heels ahhhh🥹
- tina fay and andrea martin saw ragtime together tonight. also ragtime was phenomenal wow i love singers so much
- snapchat shouldn’t have a yearly recap because it is literally just a slideshow of nudes and random selfies??
- headed to the downtown at home (stoned) and wondering how many people i will run into (plz zero) (or like one really random and fun person)
- merry merry, pretend these are red
- was chatting with this guy on grindr and turns out he’s my high school girlfriend’s cousin TIME TO LOG OFF MERRY XMAS
- i love the run run rudolph choreo from cher’s snl performance so fun
- basic repost from insta blah blah blah
- i loveeeee these PANTS
- sooo i guess i need to watch this new gay hockey show?
- only thing worse than having a crush is acting on it and then getting mixed signals (?????)
- i dropped my phone in a pool today and it’s working fine??
- can you be in love with a hotel room?
- hotel gyms are SICK of me
- this hotel lighting is doing me too many favors 😅
- got a surprise haircut today and it’s actually good!!!!
- no alarm set for tomorrow, there’s an outdoor pool at this brand new hotel, and i don’t have to be anywhere until 5pm tomorrow 💗💗💗
- if i am watching a tv show or movie with you and i make the compromise of letting you put subtitles on, just know that i love you very much
- happy sunday people😘
- nope nope nope i can NOT have a crush rn
- who’s awake?
- sometimes you get added to a CF unexpectedly and it feels like winning the damn lotto 🥵
- need to break this dry spell asap 🫠
- cole porter really ate with tom dick or harry
- why does everyone have a boyfriend
- “puffer jacket jerkoff fuckheads” - alex levy
- loveee the sara bareilles cameo in this week’s morning show
- i’ve somehow ended up in a “i think i’ve girlbossed way too close to the sun” position at work and it’s truly wonderful and hilarious and shocking
- my brain is somehow soup and also the strongest it’s ever been at the same time … i love my job!!
- HAPPY WEDNESDAY, MORNING SHOW IS BACK YALL!!!
- forgot that when i was drunk and crying at the airport on saturday a TSA agent asked me if i was a cheerleader and the proceeded to do the full crotch pat down on me 😅
- the only people i can trust are the straight girls who like my close friends thirst traps
- hi cuties
- everytime i come to minneapolis im like, should i just move here??
