Phil
Perfect teeth, nice smell, a class act all the way.
- The far right indoctrination of the masses has been so effective that even when it’s shown to have been entirely a cover by ghoulish paedophiles to move themselves into even more power, the masses still believe it’s not the billionaires who have been fucking kids.
- Peter Mandelson has resigned to spend more time with his shredder
- Starmer, in 2019, brings Mandelson to his team to help plan a coup. Keeps him on and gives him a prestigious position. All this time, Starmer knew that Mandelson was good friends with Epstein. It was public knowledge in 2019. Why did the Prime Minister decide Mandelson was an appropriate ally?
- Makes sense why he paid to have engineers create an infinite child porn generator
- What’s a mouse’s favourite cleric spell? Squeak with dead
- Solidarity with all Americans standing up against fascist state violence.
- Little Friday afternoon off work please fix me
- How far into Trumps invasion of Greenland will it take before Starmer is willing to admit that he is actually planning on invading Greenland?
- A few types of people whining about more women in Warhammer (and other “needy” hobbies): Men who never took the break from the hobby to do other things, never broadened horizons Those who don’t really care but know it’s an easy to generate engagement and get seen Young idiots influenced by the above
- She reaping on my bone till I ossiarch #warmongers
- I am no longer going to tell any company how their service was after our interaction. Fuck OFF.
- Apparently some people don’t stay awake all night working through invented scenarios about how everyone they’ve ever cared about will wake up tomorrow hating them?
- The super wealthy forgot that letting the working class retire at a reasonable age, have time off and a nice house and car was the compromise. They broke our implied arrangement.
- I’m glad we seem to be past peak only fools and horses tat. Barely saw any all Christmas last year. Nature is healing
- Love that absolutely no one is buying this very obvious bollocks
- I can reveal that I worked on the fallout tv show, it was my job to pop Ella Purnell’s eyes back in if they popped out like a pugs
- I feel sorry for the generation of history students who have to try and work out how the fuck we got to WW3 here
- I suspect that the episode of Parks & Rec where the Venezuelans visit and are super rich and it embarrasses the Americans is probably to blame for all this.
- Can’t believe I’m apparently the one who has to tell the British government this but the United States of America are not an ally. They are by any definition a rogue state.
- One day of work and my entire body feels like it’s giving up.
- At least we can all stop pretending that international law is a thing now I guess
- Wolverine with Bill Sienkiewicz inking John Buscema pencils and Peter David writing is peak. The restrained, muted palette of Glynis Oliver giving it a beautiful noir tone. Superb.
- Steam cleaner? Why would I ever need to clean steam?

- If you ever want to check if Marx ever wrote about something, the quickest way is to say “I think Marx failed to consider…” and you’ll get a fully cited reference and links to essays discussing that very thing.
- We should all be much, much angrier and the damage done to our planet that continues just to make a tiny percentage even richer. Like, way angrier.
- My New Year’s resolution is to make you pay for what you did.
- The owning class, the super rich, think they have us this time, because they think we have more to lose than our chains. That if we revolt we will lose access to the things they think they own that we enjoy. Workers made all that shit. We won’t lose it when we take it back from the owners.
- “Oh the Horus Heresy audiobooks will be a fun dog walking listen” I said, clearly forgetting about the white guy deciding to do an impression of a mongolian accent for a whole book.
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- In 2026 let’s go into the year acknowledging what we all know deep down. Let’s all just accept this one universal truth: Orks are cool af
- In 2026 let’s go into the year acknowledging what we all know deep down. Let’s all just accept this one universal truth: Space Marines are cool af