- I’m physically incapable of not answering this with ‘Long Song Titles Aren’t Cool Anymore Because The Rest Of You Fuckers Are No Good At It’ by Crime In Stereo (even if the song itself is only 33 seconds).
- I didn't know there was such a thing as a perfect song title, but that might be it.Feb 4, 2026 09:20
- I think it was released around about the era when bands like Fall Out Boy were prominent with short essays as song titles. Another CIS candidate (and better song) might be ‘Warning: Perfect Sideburns Don’t Make You Dangerous’.
