Legit Touhou News
totally legit leaks and news for the famous game franchise Touhou Project by ZUN. Sourced by yours truly, Bunbunmaru News.
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- LEGIT TOUHOU LEAK In the newest Touhou printwork, ZUN confirms that whenever Clownpiece appears, this starts playing to everyone
- LEGIT TOUHOU LEAK Tsukasa Kudamaki will be revealed to be a descendant of Spy Team Fortess 2
- LEGIT TOUHOU LEAK: Watatsuki no Yorihime will be turning green next appearance. This is because she's nice. She's green so she's nice.
- Kyouko will have a spellcard where she just yells at you and calls you mean names.
- Touhou Project will most likely be woke, this is a reference to the fact that videogames, due to not being physical beings with biological bodies, do not require sleep.
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- HATATE HIMEKAIDOU ALMOST DROWNED IN A KID SIZED POOL. IN OTHER NEWS I AM UNABLE TO TURN OFF CAPSLOCK.
- Wriggle will fight Goku and win.
- ALERT 🚨 ZUN confirm that Sumireko are were once she are did. She became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of a digital gaming and the media began. Congratulations Purplegirl Johnson 💜
- LEGIT TOUHOU NEWS The twentieth first touhou game has been revealed, in a mistake by ZUN, he posted a theme, and jewel case from said game, quickly deleting the post right after! The file name is Yorihime.mp3, meaning this is possibly, Watatsuki no Yorihime's theme. Take a listen!
- LEGIT TOUHOU LEAK A new scene from the movie has been leaked, found by one of our insiders, take a look!
- LEGIT TOUHOU NEWS touhou project series has been cancelled
- LEGIT TOUHOU LEAK Zun has been secretly working on a script for the long awaited "Touhou Movie", that portrays the story of a brand new incident! Take a look!
- LEGIT LEAK Hieda no Akyuu will be fighting the three devas of the mountain at once in the next game, reasons supposedly unknown, however there are speculations that the reason for this is "to prove a point". Due to this, the next game will be released in five years, as she asked for "prep" time.
- 🚨News🚨 "Rika" Will not be in the next touhou game due to "Not wanting to be beat to death by a team of Incident Solvers."
- 🚨News🚨 When asking Momoyo Himemushi about the current drama in youkai mountain, she responded with "RAGHHHHHHHH" and killed the local Chimata who just so happened to be the first person around.
- LEGIT TOUHOU LEAK In the NEW remade ending of Fossilized Wonders, after 1cc'ing the game, all characters will dance to Timber from Just Dance 2014, where even the Lunarians join in.
- Yorihime's theme was confirmed by ZUN in an interview to be a Spartan Remix
- LEGIT TOUHOU LEAK: In the next official touhou game, ZUN has ran into irl complications with the game's music making, so it has been confirmed by various sources that drummer Raiko Horikawa will be collabing with the band known as "IRON ATTACK!" for the entirety of the ost.
- Yachie will run over Saki with her 2008 toyota corolla.
- Junko turns blue when you're not looking
- Mizuchi Miyadeguchi Has been found missing. She mentioned something about a "PC-98" and a "Green Haired Spirit" in a panic before she mysteriously vanished.
- LEGIT TOUHOU LEAK Due to several complaints, to match her limited official figurine, Reisen Udongein Inaba will now have a self-destruct function.
- LEGIT TOUHOU LEAK Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom's current genre will be changed from "Bullet Hell" to "Horror". This is because Doremy Sweet is very evil and scary.
- LEGIT TOUHOU TRUE FACTS: Yukari's theme will be getting changed to this
- LEGIT TOUHOU LORE LEAK Tenshi Hinanawi has never been seen taking off her hat once, in a recent interview, ZUN has confirmed that the reason for this is because she has a really big bald spot that almost makes her look like she has a monk's hair
- LEGIT TOUHOU LEAK Due to Youmu's newfound gambling addiction, she will have a spellcard in which a dice roll happens with a 24% chance to do nothing, a 74% to kill herself and a 2% chance to instakill the entirety of Gensokyo.
- LEGIT TOUHOU NEWS Grazing as Sakuya Izayoi will brick your PC with a Trojan.
- LEGIT TOUHOU LEAK In Touhou Double Spoiler, to mirror Aya, Hatate would have a line where she went "Hatata~!" similar to "Ayaya~!". This was scrapped due to being REALLY lame of her
- LEGIT TOUHOU LEAK Second protagonist of Touhou Project, Marisa Kirisame, will be replaced in future appearances by Nareko Michigami due to public opinion. "She's just cooler" - Statement from an interviewee
- Mima "Project" Touhou will not be appearing for another 2 decades.
- LEGIT TOUHOU LORE LEAK. Seija has two cousins called Good Seija and Neutral Seija. They will be visiting her house soon when she is EXTREMELY high.
- Agent Washington will not become a playable character at any point in the future of Touhou.
- ⚠️DEVIOUS LORE LEAK⚠️ Yukari Yakumo was apparantly Born ON LAND, Many theorize that this is because being Born in water would have drowned her.
- The release date for 'Touhou 20: Fossilized Wonders' will not be announced later this year. This is because the game already came out.
- In the next Hisoutensoku re-release, Remilia will have an ability in which she can summon a yukkuri of herself to block out the opponent's health bar.
- LEGIT TOUHOU LEAK: Momiji can.
- urgh.
- Self Portrait
- Do I give this lucky fan a follow back?
- Please buy my newspapers
- HUGE TOUHOU NEWS!!! CONFIRMED!! HATATE HIMEKAIDOU(ALSO KNOWN AS NIGHTCORE GIRL) PRESUMABLY USES ONLINE ROLEPLAYING CHATBOTS TO TALK TO MARGARET FROM RPG GAME "PERSONA 4", WHOM SHE BELIEVE SHE'S IN LOVE WITH AND DESTINED TO BE WITH
- Reisen (The Other One)'s theme will unfortunately contain a descending section
