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  Oliver Darkshire handle.invalid · Feb 5
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  Oliver Darkshire handle.invalid · Feb 5
  apologies to everyone who failed remedial english classes, but male balrogs look after the eggs while the females hunt for food in the antarctic tundra, tolkien is dead he can't argue with me
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  Oliver Darkshire handle.invalid · Feb 4
  I love it when you complain about the price of food and people say "just meal prep 7 days of boiled chicken cubes!!!" because whether it works or not you are advocating for an existence that would have a medieval peasant grabbing their scythe
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  Oliver Darkshire handle.invalid · Feb 1
  I've been running this D&D campaign for two and a half years. today we FINALLY get to the end boss, evil magic crackling from his fingertips, and they turn him into a killer whale and cast power word kill, I am sat there checking the rulebook like god fucking damn it he's dead
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