Whomst’d’ve?
I heard they show their wieners on this website
- Why do we fetishize stupidity so much? I'm genuinely curious
- Like I'd settle for a normal amount of everything being ruined today but the universe is feeling particularly spiteful I guess
- Trying to process this in a way that isn't self-centered but my brain is just like Oh cool Catherine O'Hara died on my birthday Cool cool cool
- As of this morning more than 25% of my 11 followers are bots So that bodes well, don't you think
- I guess since I can't go and live my life I'll join another app instead, isn't that nice share.upscrolled.com/en/user/48ee...
- It's my birthday today, so if you wanted to throw a couple dollars at this I'd appreciate it. If you want to donate but you're joining the shutdown today, maybe you could do it tomorrow? I don't know, do whatever you want I guess
- The economy is so bad you might as well follow your dreams, right? gofund.me/ca31df484
- I guess since I can't go and live my life I'll join another app instead, isn't that nice share.upscrolled.com/en/user/48ee...
- Two years in a row of using up all my PTO for Jan/Feb on my birthday weekend just to end up going nowhere and doing nothing
- I hate how often I see something cool and creative and go follow the artist, only to realize a month later that they're just churning out shit to feed the algorithm and desperately cling to relevance Who needs AI when social media turns everyone into a slop machine
- Remember when the metaverse was the thing that was going to take over the world? Remember when NFTs were the thing that was going to take over the world? Remember when bitcoin was the thing that was going to take over the world?
- Me: I'm gonna make this fried rice really spicy Also me: wow this fried rice is really spicy
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- The economy is so bad you might as well follow your dreams, right? gofund.me/ca31df484
- Put on a silly little outfit today, please clap
- I need to go to more fancy restaurants this year, I need to be served more cubes and cylinders and tetrahedrons of food
- My favorite thing about software/tech forums is the ubiquity of this exchange: Person 1: "hey I'm having this issue, is there a way to fix it" Person 2: "well I've never had that issue"
- Bald headed and baby faced for the new year
- Ins and outs for 2026: OUT: Performative ins and outs lists
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- I'm not waiting until midnight to pop this $11 bottle of bubbles
- I'll be honest, this year was shit. And not in the millennial "lol fuck this year" kind of way. There were highlights, thank god there were highlights, but between those bright spots shit got very, very dark. I'm feeling (maybe delusionally) optimistic about next year, though, we'll see.
- I don't care about your best nudes of the year, tell me your best joke of the year, you COWARDS I'll go first: Benson Boone? You mean Dua Flipa?
- I don't have a well-defined "type" but if you're 5'6" or shorter you immediately have my attention and probably my hole
