Jerry
Headache.
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- Reposted by JerryIf you see a dog, post a dog
- if you see dog, post dog
- Reposted by JerryEmail blast? No, I can't say I've ever experienced that.
- Reposted by Jerrya movie where a guy finds a duffle bag full of kohl’s cash and nobody gives a shit
- Reposted by Jerryoh so you’re a big fan of kid rock? ok name 3 of his venereal diseases
- Reposted by JerryIf a billionaire fell in a forest and there was no one around to hear him, that would be perfect
- Reposted by Jerry[Saint Peter showing me a pie chart] And this is the time you spent swearing at inanimate objects
- Reposted by JerryI wish I had never conceived of bitcoin
- Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... with these sweet deals on new and used Ford pickups.
- Reposted by Jerrymodern politics feels like one big game of werewolf. Or I guess “secret hitler”
- Reposted by JerryGUY WHO JUST REALLY LIKES GEARS: I'm more of a Steamconformist. I'm a normal, regular guy obsessed with gears and copper stuff.
- Reposted by JerryFor years, I thought DEFCON 5 was more serious than DEFCON 1, and I'll be honest: a lot of people died
- Reposted by Jerryi’m live at antifa headquarters right now and— oh my god they’re disemboweling newt gingrich
- Reposted by JerryOur eagle hatchling accidentally imprinted on intern Gavin, and now sits smoking cigarettes in her nest complaining about management all day.
- Reposted by Jerrywhy yes, i am a writer... have i written anything you've heard of? well, i don't know... perhaps you've HEARD of a little tome called THE BIBLE 2
- Reposted by JerryHoney, I Strunk and Whited the kids.
- Reposted by JerryI’m a real slut for Bible trivia
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- Reposted by JerryYes, she thought his part in "Wings of Desire" was too whimsical. But our cashier Wendy does not feel that she should be labeled antifa because of her feelings about Peter Falk.
- Reposted by JerryYou can do anything you put your mind to, but if it takes any effort whatsoever don't bother.
- Reposted by JerryA bakery called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Kneads
- Reposted by JerryThey’re doing a halftime show for the championship of the league that they claim to have stopped watching seven times since 2020
- Reposted by JerryPhillip Glass just quit the U.S. Attorney's office in Minnesota
- Reposted by JerryChildren need to be exposed to healthy, heteronormative role models like an adult man with a "cave" in the garage lined with pornography and his wife who collects hilarious text art about how she chugs wine because you were born.
- Reposted by JerryI should be entered to win something anytime I use my credit card
- Reposted by Jerryi think i should be able to ooze everywhere like the blob
- If we're narrowing it down to sweaters, yes, I guess you could say I'm a lot like Albert Einstein.
- Maybe we shouldn’t have put in so much effort making fun of Jeb Bush’s logo
- Reposted by JerryWe have returned the Lorax to the Dr. Seuss estate. He was a massive bummer.
- Reposted by JerryMy retirement plan is to wreck my back filling the office water cooler.
- Reposted by JerryHow do you like to travel? 1. wandering ghost ship 2. interdimensional wormhole 3. Baba Yaga’s magic hut 4. hallucinogens
- Reposted by JerrySo the rules are you can’t take down a statue of Robert E Lee but you can tear down the Kennedy center if Philip glass makes your dick feel small
- Reposted by JerryTENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
- Reposted by JerryTickets are nonrefundable and nontransferable. Something to consider before booking a seat on the doomsday glacier
- Reposted by JerryHead of Animal Husbandry applicants: Please look up what “Animal Husbandry” means before submitting your resume. We're begging you.
- From the people who brought you that other post some of you like, here comes this post.
- Reposted by JerryI've been making a fine little mess of things in the same way they do prescribed burns on forests that need healthy regrowth
- Reposted by JerryI love how meditation is just "sit down and shut the fuck up. That's not good enough, shut your brain up too. You know what, stop wanting things, you piece of shit"
- Reposted by Jerryif i die in a combat zone ring ring ring banana phone
- Reposted by Jerryby the age of 38 you should have at least one bsky nemesis
- Reposted by Jerry“Melania” really hurting its Oscar chances with a January release.
- Reposted by Jerry[pulls out earbud] i’m sorry what was that, your honor
- Reposted by Jerrycats wouldn't put up with this shit
- Reposted by Jerrynuzzi and lizza should not have become journalists. they should have become rival pizza shop owners
- Reposted by Jerrycan we all pitch in on a Super Bowl ad spot and share these children’s messages with a country that desperately needs to see them. 🎁 nytimes.com/2026/01/31/opinion/…
- Reposted by JerryCelebrate Penguin Awareness Day and get 50% off a sardine smoothie.
- Reposted by JerryImagine hating me and I’m just over here being moody and difficult.
- Reposted by Jerryand the FIFA Oscar goes to: Melania!
- Reposted by JerryI've personally had barely any ICE encounters. I've done patrolling when I can. And my body is just yelling at me that it's wrecked. Even doing a little bit is fucking taxing. Everyone doing more is a superhero, and I don't think folks who haven't been involved in an occupation understand the toll.
- Reposted by JerryDoctors without hors d'oeuvres
- Reposted by Jerryok, ill bite, whats a democrat
- Reposted by Jerryjust realized that at my age I will be tired for the rest of my life
- Reposted by JerryYou walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
- Reposted by Jerryi will never think before i post that is the stupidest shit I've ever heard
- Reposted by JerryThey’re turning you into a bold new sauce for an unpopular fast food sandwich
