Shano
Dad. Electric guitar player. 1/3 of AFTERLIFE CRISIS. Comic book reader/writer. The man who says yes. Crooked fingers. Heart the size of the moon. Folk hero. Remains 8 spoons of water. he/him
- I don’t know who needs to hear this but, if you put a receipt notice on your email, that email just became dead last on my to do list. Do not fuck with the dude you are asking help from.
- This shit ass winter has taken so much from me. Suck it in hell winter!
- Boy, I sure am sad and nervous about a lot of stuff. How y’all doing?
- Working as a consultant for the pedophile ran government using pedophile brand software. Hell sucks so very bad. I hate it here.
- Where am I supposed to put all these Grammys y’all?
- I’ve been posting music vids for a bit and here’s what I’ve learned. YouTube Shorts has the farthest reach. YouTube videos now has 0 reach. TikTok is close but better interaction. Facebook and Instagram have almost no reach but good interaction. BlueSky and Threads have 0 reach 0 interaction.
- I’ve been accused of being passive aggressive so I’ve studied it and, yeah sure, okay. But also, being polite is correct. Minimizing conflict is correct. Passive aggressive Shano may be insufferable but aggressive aggressive Shano would be unsurvivable. You’re welcome.
- Goddamnit Nuno Bettencourt! We gotta practice our guitars AND do stomach crunches now? When will it end Nuno?!
- Isn’t a “melodic rap performance” just a regular ol’ song?
- I just won so many Grammys you guys. Hashtag blessed.
- 50 is the new STFU, mind your own business, stop being ageist and understand that your ignorance is not my burden.
- A song came on that reminded me of y’all know who and I started to have a nervous breakdown but remembered that I hadn’t taken my pills yet. Shew. Close one. Thanks science!
- Grew up in that house on the left. Pretty in the snow. Venus lives across the street. Small planet.
- You could drink coffee without making the slurping sound but, why?
- Standing over graves on a pale afternoon with Uncle Bob. Sic semper tyrannis y’all. #clinodactyly #epiphone youtu.be/PHpOOE4vsH8?...
- BREAKING: SNOW UPDATE: Goddamnit.
- Eat shit Arron Darrenofsky.
- I’m basically Batman but if Bruce Wayne waited until he was 50 to start his training. And his training was playing guitar, reading comics, watching Dragon Ball and staying up all night with unwed mothers. But yeah, basically exactly Batman. Especially the never sleeping part. Exactly Batman.
- The thing I like best about alcohol is the intoxication.
- I still can’t bring myself to watch the anime I used to watch with the Sun. Thank God she wasn’t in to Dragon Ball.
- “Eggs”
- The good news is Trump does care a little about polling and the will of the voters. The bad news is that it’s because he’s running for re-election and nobody in power appears to be pointing out that he can’t.
- “My Barbies didn’t fuck Ken. They fucked my Pee Wee Herman doll.” Ladies say wild unprompted shit to me.
- Y’all know that dude that makes actors turn so he can make a slow motion video of them? Fuck that guy. Dude, we already know attractive people are attractive. Never diss another’s dude’s hustle but, dude, fuck your hustle.
- Please someone do something about Chuck Schumer. I just can’t you guys.
- Before the storm hit, my lady friend got a box of wine. Smartest thing any of my associates have done in a while. She’s in the lead for friend of the month for sure.
- Guys. Y’all wouldn’t even believe the bullshit I pulled tonight for the unwed mothers of Wise Co. Snail on the razo’s edge shit over here sisters, brothers and others.
- BREAKING: SNOW UPDATE: It’s wintery mixing.
- No, you’re drinking box wine at 4:48 AM.
- I am completely and utterly etc.
- Holdin’ steady at zero inches of snow over here.
- Allegedly, we are going to get between.03 and 100,000 inches of snow.
- Y’all froze’d up yet?
- Again, historically speaking, violence.
- Why can’t I be loved by all of the most beautiful women that have ever lived. It just isn’t fair.
- Winter storm prep complete.
- I trust China infinity times more with my TikTok data than any “American entity”.
- Just dropping in to wish a random you STFU and go away forever to Gavin Newsom and Rahm Emanuel. It’s never too early in the campaign cycle for those vultures to STFU.
