Gary Muppet
Self-proclaimed employee-of-the-month
Just a Muppet whatnot and whatnot
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- If Gary offers you coffee, just know that he overfills and takes a sip of yours first.
- Next, Gary stuck a propane torch into the wood stove. Still nothing. This particular wood seemed immune to fire, so why was it so petrified?
- Icy stairs, untied laces, and a lazy bulldog. The hazards were many and Gary cautiously took his first steps into Tuesday morning.
- The snow melts and the roof leaks. But where? Up in the attic, Gary dodges stalactites and searches for the answer to life’s great mystery.
- He preferred peace but was prepared for war. Thus, Gary left the house wearing his gym clothes.
- Ugh. Reality check. How long has it been? Gary no longer recognized his Mii on the Nintendo Wii.
- Luck? He didn’t need luck. Gary needed cash and a suit of armor.