Niki Hashimoto
🦌🧝🏻♂️🩵 She/Deer
Existential Gaijin
I’ve met deer
- The Silent Treatment™️ never works on me. My husband is trying it out right now, and has experienced the fact that I just go dark.
- That feeling when none of my kids happens to be elite school age athletes.
- My kitten regards me from through the laundry basket after I’ve made several attempts to trim her long hair on the backs of her legs. Attack: 0% Malice: 100%
- I’m a member of gifting fb group, where we can gift unused items to each other and they are never allowed to be resold. Earlier this year, I’d gifted an expensive item to a fellow member. She gave off really sketch vibes, and I left with regrets. Yesterday, she posted it for sale on marketplace 1/
- Malignant Narcissistic Mother Memory of the Day: She moved us ten miles out of town, into a house where we were housesitting under the premise that she would guide “young boys” to hang out for the interest of the landlord. None of us kids knew this, until he showed up one day, and asked each of 1/
- My baby
- My boo and shark week
- Had an emergency root canal the other day, and my dentist and assistant staff were so caring. I had a fully infected molar under a bridge, and the park has been so bad, I suffered ideations of suicide. I’ve had a long run of painkillers the past several days, and one day left of zpak, and still
- I don’t know how to create an AI, but if I did, I’d feed it nothings historical timelines and facts. It’s getting every political uprising recorded from the dawn of history keepers. It’s getting the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, Bill of Rights, plus all current amendments.
- Trump’s gestapo
- It’s time to practice Throwing knives Throwing hatchets/axes Throwing haymakers Throwing boilt water Throwing ice balls Throwing innocent cans of soups Throwing masked traitors in a dungeon full of spiders and rats Throwing a good, strong right or left hook Self defense is a basic human right.
- Here’s a tactic for non citizens and people who love them; dress the part. Dress as ICE agents whit out in public. Sunglasses, dark face mask, khakis, and walk like you got a stick up your butt. Blend in, you live here now. Do as ICE does and put on the foolish uniform. Stand right beside them.
