Jake
I might post dumb skeets
But at least it’s not AI slop
I also write terrific & anonymous IMDB reviews
But no one will ever know they’re mine
- I can’t get enough of The White Lotus. I don’t know if it’s my own experiences or what, being dirt poor as a kid and then having gone to 5-star resorts before, but this show is spectacular. Everything about it. Jennifer Coolidge. Absolutely everything. I’ve re-watched three seasons of it twice.
- Ooooooh boy
- (Bloomberg) - Elon Musk can be forced to testify in a lawsuit brought by government workers and contractors who accused him of unlawfully directing the dissolution of the [USAID] while he was a senior White House adviser, a judge ruled. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
- You know in those movies, that person, who’s screaming at everybody else, they’re all crazy and mean but screaming to everyone, “you’re all hysterical! You’re all totally out of control!” And others are looking at them calmly? Those crazy people in real-life are political centrists.
- People are doing things on the roadways that they used to do in bars
- I am infinitely entertained by how much people hate my car. I have a Chevy Spark. It’s the best car I’ve ever had. It’s a 9 year old tank and still a sparkling jewel (knocking on wood), never broke down (still knocking), it’s sporty and fast as hell and everyone fucking hates it parked sitting
- No bumper stickers. No flare. No nothing. No politics. Just my trusty gray tank Buster. And people will curse at it parked on the street, in a lot. I caught someone do it while I was sitting in it with it off. I rolled down my window. “Excuse me?” They ran.
- Where the fuck do these awful people come from?????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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View full threadI’m a real bitch now. I get it.
- I saw no one on the road for weeks late last year and into January. It was eerie and it’s a mystery why
- It was Chipotle’s first annual decline in comps since 2016. 👀 @cnbc.com $CMG www.cnbc.com/2026/02/03/c...
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- This was legit a Nazi project to bulldoze Berlin and build this ridiculous quasi-Roman metropolis. My brain fails me and I cannot recall any of my history but I WANT to say this was a Hitler meth euphoria fever dream but anyone here is free to correct me on all this
- Guys I love Bad Bunny, tbh I didn’t enjoy his new album quite as much as Un Verano Sin Ti (!) and I’m watching idiot after fool calling this major American singer some newcomer island foreigner y’all ☠️ Spotify and Apple Music have been around for 15+ years, it is very easy to listen to him!
- This man had a major residency for a whole year in Puerto Rico a year ago that airlines had to change their US itineraries to accommodate and still, this shit
- And really. Translating his lyrics is not hard and some of you are wimps. Watch them flash on your phone during a song. Take a screenshot. Copy the lyrics. Paste into a translation app. Oh no, this is so hard, what the actual fuck will I ever do my fingers are so tired I’m dying argh glug glug
- Y’all.. fire a neuron, or two, maybe. And this is NOT confined to the Bad Place. I’m seeing this on here.
