I am infinitely entertained by how much people hate my car. I have a Chevy Spark. It’s the best car I’ve ever had. It’s a 9 year old tank and still a sparkling jewel (knocking on wood), never broke down (still knocking), it’s sporty and fast as hell and everyone fucking hates it parked sitting
No bumper stickers. No flare. No nothing. No politics. Just my trusty gray tank Buster. And people will curse at it parked on the street, in a lot. I caught someone do it while I was sitting in it with it off. I rolled down my window. “Excuse me?” They ran.
Feb 4, 2026 18:25Where the fuck do these awful people come from?????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
People flip my car off on the road. No ME. Not my driving. I realized that eventually, it’s not road rage against me or my driving. They hate my little toy spinning top that’s smoking them down the highway and it p i s s i s s e s them off
Like royally angers BMW and Audi drivers etc because their giant limousine SUVs don’t fit anywhere and my car can park on the street sideways. Seriously. And these people hate me for it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I have a lawnmower engine that gets 45mph. I don’t even need a hybrid. I honestly had no idea people hated this car this fucking much
People ask me, “don’t you feel unsafe in that thing?” I say, “what, from you?” And they give me a look. What do I need to be kept safe from? Your Tesla?
I’m a real bitch now. I get it.
