Michael T.
Oeste de PR based 30-something dog dad
- I think even Meg Ryan’s character in You’ve Got Mail would agree that Jeffrey Epstein’s email habits were excessive.
- Why did every closeted youth pastor in the 2000s own these shoes?
- If you could hate f*ck any person, who would it be? I’ll go first..
- Do you ever just go into a Wikipedia K-hole?
- Carly Simon turns 83 this year. Can we also add her to the ‘old lady, please don’t die’ program? She’s important to my family, being my mom’s lesbian fantasy and all.
- I’m sorry I’ve sang ‘God Loves a Terrier’ to you 14 times today.
- God, if you can hear me… Please protect Sally Field. My heart can’t handle anymore loss.
- This is how I imagine Sydney Sweeney’s publicist.
- So you’re the secretary of the Department of Homeland Security but you have no power of free will?? Kristi, c’mon girl. You’re lying again.
- Why would I pay to see the Melania documentary when I can see Ivana Humpalot at home for free?
- It’s the little things that keep me going.
- If this post gets 100 likes Kristi Noem goes to the ninth circle of hell. Woohoo!
- Did anyone else use ICQ as a kid? Or just AIM?
- Kat is such a badass. Everyone go follow her now.
- Get rid of your TikToks, godammit.
- Having straight male friends is the worst….No, I’m not going to come over and give your constipated cat an enema.
- Where do we direct all of our anger? I hate feeling so helpless.
- I’m losing hope in the Dems. They haven’t even entered this phase of the resistance yet…
- Am I a terrible person for not wanting to get dinner with my friends that have two toddlers? It’s always 45 minutes of pure chaos and we never get to talk about ME!
- Does anyone have access to the schedule at PTMC? I need to know when Nurse Mateo’s shift starts.
- Seriously though, how are influencers still making money in 2026? I consistently get about a dozen ‘collaboration’ emails a week. It’s usually some Becky wanting a free hotel room for spring break in exchange to get tagged in some photos.
- Thinking about trimming up my bush a bit this afternoon..
- Is anyone else part of the niche group of millennials that made out and slow danced to “Concrete Angel” by Martina McBride at middle school dances? Or just me?
- But seriously, everyone needs to leave Victoria Beckham alone. I, too, have done the ‘volk’ dance at a wedding.
- Victoria Beckham dancing at her son’s wedding.
