Captain Crossroad
The Lonely Lord of Nowhere
he/him | 25
Artist, Streamer
Other socials:
Twitch: twitch.tv/captain_crossroad
Newgrounds: captaincrossroad.newgrounds.com
Hellsite: twitter.com/cptcrossroadart
- 🔴Uuuhhhhh Another day where I can't decide what I wanna do with myself. Guess I'll stream my umming and ahhing until we figure it out! Come hang while I get my brain running! www.twitch.tv/captain_cros...
- 🔴Heads will (hopefully not) roll! We're back with Kingdom Hearts Final Mix! In this episode, we prove Alice innocent or we all get beheaded! ... I JUST STARTED THIS GAME WHY THE HELL- www.twitch.tv/captain_cros...
- I'm turning my Poco stream from way back when into an edited video for YouTube, so here's a little teaser to give you an idea of what's to come! *No clowns were harmed in the making of this video.
- A little late, but I wanted to make something for @chocovania.bsky.social's 4th Anniversary. She's a wonderful streamer who's made a great community that I'm honored and thankful to be part of. Thank you for bringing us together, Choco! Love, your loyal cultists 💖
- They left me alone with the editing software again.
- They warned me about things like this. They warned me.
- I'm watching @bignosebug.bsky.social play Enshrined: Sword of Fates, and I can't not imagine these hot guys fighting over a sword who's looking at them like this. Help.
- Stare into the abyss, and it shall stare back. Smile at the abyss, and it shall return the gesture. But dare to challenge the abyss? To claim your might is greater? Don't make promises you can't keep.
- 🔴IT'S SHOWTIME!!! It's 2026 and we're back in Nowhere! Welcome to the new year of Captain Crossroad streams, opening strong with Mario & Luigi: Brothership! Come say hello! www.twitch.tv/captain_cros...
- From my quiet little corner of Nowhere, I wish you all a very Happy New Year. 2025 was… rough for me, both as a streamer and a person. But I’m still here. And I ain’t going anywhere So here’s to 2026, and the good things it will bring. Thank you for sticking with me. 🖤

- No matter what, even in deepest darkness or loneliest isolation... There is a light shining somewhere in the dark. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from me.
- She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’ll throw an exploding pie into your face, she’s Bittles! @bittlestoon.bsky.social
- Captain has a bad idea at 1 in the morning.
- There are no monsters in the dark. That is... until your fear makes them.
- Another year, come and gone. Progress is far from what I'd like it to be... but at least it's there. Thank you to you loyal few who linger with this lonely old fool. #twitchrecap
- Dedede Dies for Real #KirbyAirRiders
- Hello, my loyal Crew! Just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving and say how thankful I am for you faithful few who support me through thick and thin! Here’s to more stories and adventures together! 💖💖💖
- [Vent Art] There are no mirrors in Nowhere.
- Demonic sentient Trojan virus versus a silly little lady #onewayexe @disorderedmedia.com
- Choco is waking up for day 2 of her birthday marathon. She needs a little pick-me-up before she starts streaming though... @chocovania.bsky.social #BirthdayImp
- She's been called many names. Demon, sinner, usurper, brat. But of all of them, only one name rings true. You may call her Queen. @chocovania.bsky.social #BirthdayImp
- 10 games to get to know me! This was way too hard, I like way more than 10 games ;-;
- They say there's a demon haunting this place. She only appears to those with truly pure souls... S̵͍̑Ö̶̜́͝ ̷̳͙͂̿S̷̢̢̿̎H̶̝͉̉͘Ẹ̴̛͚́ ̸̧͉̒̐M̴̯̰͆A̸̲̔͝ͅY̸͖̣̏͒ ̷̪̿F̶̫͂́E̷͍̰͆A̴̳̚S̶̞̆T̸̨͘͘ ̶̟͝U̶͖͆P̶̝̟̈͛Ô̷̻͔N̷͍͚̈̆ ̷̟͠T̴̠̣̓Ḥ̴̊̚E̷̗̚M̷͎͕͋͘ @chocovania.bsky.social #BirthdayImp
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- They often speak of a feeling of "haunting beauty." Few are fortunate enough to ever experience it. To her, it's just another day in paradise. @kouna.bsky.social
- Cranky is a man of many words. Some of which activate fight of flight. #Dkbananza #DELTARUNE
- Seek ye fables, peace, or eternity, all roads will lead to Nowhere. And Nowhere shall lead to me.
- I've been told it's Madness Day, so here's a sketch of one of my favorite Madness baddies Project Gestalt! Easily one of my favorite designs and boss fights! #Madnessday2025 #MadnessProjectNexus
- Today on Captain's Wild Ride: My partner said "What if Spamton was a Sneetch" And I did this Forgive me #deltarune #spamton
- If I go missing for a few days, you know why
- Anchor: Hand me that device, dying ain't no big thing! Anchor not 5 minutes later: #contractrushdx