Carl Omniart
Abolish ICE. Prosecute uniformed law-breakers.
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- Watched A Few Good Men last night. It’s well made and well acted, but the more one thinks about it, the less sense anything in that movie makes. It’s the polar opposite of an interesting failure. It’s an insipid success.
- Don’t you understand? The country would collapse if men don’t stand on walls in Cuba.
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- Reposted by Carl OmniartThe word armadillo is borrowed from Spanish and simply means “little armored one.” But an even better word for an armadillo, in my opinion, is the Nahuatl ayotochtli. It means “turtle rabbit.”
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- Stumbled onto the Wiki page for 17th-Century Japanese poet Ihara Saikaku. Howling at the chapter names for his book "The Great Mirror of Male Love." My top three: Love Letter Sent in a Sea Bass Fireflies Also Work Their Asses at Night Loved by a Man in a Box
- Reposted by Carl OmniartNote: the deer died on the way back to its home planet.
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- Big news for Craig Calcaterra reading Mariners fans (like me)!
- The Mariners have signed pitcher Dane Dunning, per training facility Tread Athletics. The 31-year-old made 122 appearances (95 starts) for the Rangers between 2021 and 2025. www.instagram.com/p/DT1Rf8jjQx...
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- Just heard a podcast ad for pet products that said 91% of people consider their dog part of the family, and 40% would even choose to save their dog over a human stranger!
- To be clear, I think these 40% are psychopaths.
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- There are heroes among us yet.
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- Reposted by Carl OmniartEverybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
- Reposted by Carl OmniartElected officials have to stop posting like bystanders who have no power.
- Reposted by Carl OmniartThis should be the loud and clear position of the Democrats.
- Reposted by Carl OmniartI suppose the fear of being served alcohol-free lager might be fauxbeerphobia
- Reposted by Carl Omniartomg don’t get me started on Jestr. first and only time i tried it out i got assigned to a guy hosting a noble dinner party. all the guests loved me, but he refused to pay cus at one point i mocked his inability to sire a male heir. buddy if you only wanted fart jokes you should have hired a clown
- Reposted by Carl OmniartThe “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
- Reposted by Carl OmniartThe stakes have been raised. The Democrats have got to run on putting these people in prison. They have to. Jobs, food, all the rest, but shooting a mother in the head on a public street? None of this Garland stuff. "The full force of the government will be brought to bear" on this and similar.
- Reposted by Carl OmniartOther people are real and the United States should not murder them
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- Impeach and arrest our criminal leader.
- Reposted by Carl OmniartTrailer from Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1966) New York Times called it “Marital Armageddon.” My spouse said yeah, armageddon tired of being married to you. youtu.be/ppeMfoKdbAY?...
- Real-time info on one’s phone has been a huge benefit to this bus-rider. Missing a bus sucks, but at least you know the score. Not knowing whether or not you’ve missed a bus and waiting around is far more frustrating.
- My 2026 wish: make forgiveness harder to ask for than permission again.
- Man, I’m too old for this shit.
- 2025 was terrible, but I personally had a good year. I got a new job at which I can listen to podcasts all day (light warehouse work). Never really got into them before. Listened to 116 days, 22 hours of podcasts. That’s 32% of the year. Doubt I slept that much.
- Reposted by Carl OmniartThis is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.
- Damn. I finally laughed at The Needling.
- This user blocks the quoter.New Children’s Book ‘Good Afternoon Moon’ Celebrates Seattle’s Painfully Early Sunsets: tinyurl.com/yrze7kp8
- Reposted by Carl Omniartwhy not put count von count into various vampire scenes: thread
- Reposted by Carl OmniartDoes the Pluribus hivemind update Wikipedia? It would definitely have at least two billion out of its fourteen billion hands full. I bet it could even start an edit war with itself.
- Reposted by Carl Omniartnot the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
- Reposted by Carl OmniartRob Reiner's incredible trailer for "This Is Spinal Tap" - boingboing.net/2025/03/19/t...
- Reposted by Carl Omniartthe people of this great republic yearn for locomotive transport
- Amtrak reports Mardi Gras service among most successful ever mynbc15.com/news/local/amtrak-p…
- Reposted by Carl OmniartI like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
- Reposted by Carl Omniartthose who leave snow on their car roofs are without honor
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- SoundTransit: We have changed University Station’s name to Symphony Station so it won’t be confused with University of Washington Station! Also SoundTransit: Introducing our new Federal Way Downtown Station, which from the airport is in the opposite direction of Downtown Seattle!
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- Reposted by Carl Omniart[Dave Letterman at 12:25 when the second guest is a dud] Hey Paul, we still on to see Hamnet tomorrow?
- Reposted by Carl OmniartIn this house, we mostly celebrate Thanksgiving as the beginning of Pumpkin Pie For Breakfast Week.
- Reposted by Carl OmniartRIP to your mom
- Reposted by Carl OmniartToday is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far. So much work remains to be done.
- This is kinda fun!
- The Mamdani political sign generator is kinda fun homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html
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- Reposted by Carl OmniartA wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.
- This game is weird!
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- A+ costume! My sister gave us a little figurine of this guy a few years back. We move it around the house randomly. In the cupboards or refrigerator, bedroom dresser or office desk. I just moved him from atop a speaker to our small potted pomegranate.
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- Reposted by Carl Omniartthis is just to say i ate your fucking plums in your twee little icebox suck shit i didn’t even finish them properly i just don’t want you to have plums
- Blech.
- Reposted by Carl OmniartTo quote my kid: "I'm going to throw up the top half of my guts and poop out the bottom half"
- Reposted by Carl OmniartEvery time the monorail went over us, the marching crowd cheered. People like transit!
- I’m digging the protest signs that keep things simple: “Dick” “Deport Deez Nuts” “Fascism is Bad!” “John Roberts Fuck You” “NO”
- Eating Grape Nuts for breakfast because it seems like a good metaphor for resistance i.e. don’t make it easy for them.
- Reposted by Carl OmniartI can’t bring as many signs for the ALCS as I would the regular season, but I am out here doing it. #GoMariners #SeizeTheMoment
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- Between his half-swing double and his slow steal of third—in which he was half-way to third by the time of the pitch was delivered—Josh Naylor just made postseason greatness seem achievable to all of us schlubs.
- Reposted by Carl OmniartBlue Jays win World Series = no White House visit 👏👏👏
- Reposted by Carl OmniartPeppermint Patty has it in her, but lacks the executive function to follow through with it. She’d enlist Marcie, but Clue rules don’t allow conspiracy. Lucy is openly homicidal, but would do it with her bare hands, obviating a critical component of the Clue game.
