Ashley Rattner
Utopia enthusiast and former Internet personality
- Reposted by Ashley RattnerThis is another effort that has taken a HUGE amount of local activism, led by community folks who care. It CAN be done. Get involved where you live and push back. www.elpasotimes.com/story/news/i...
- They should make haircuts on the Internet that are not AI
- When I was like 2, my dad taught me the answers to a series of three questions through rote memorization so he could troll other parents. The third question was "What is the capital of Madagascar?" to which I would reply "It doesn't have a capital; it's a region."
- Comes up a lot in my line of work but every time I encounter the words "Civil War" I need to loop "John Brown's Body" for the rest of the day
- Jacksonville State University's Department of English is hiring an Instructor!
- If I send you this it means you have to stop generating horrible AI images of yourself
- Mood
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- I don't pay attention to when award shows are so it's very scary when suddenly you all start posting pictures of Joni Mitchell
- When it's cold, these words appear in my attic
- The "five classes you took in college" people are just data mining your transcript
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- Ahem, Birmingham-Southern
- F.W. Evans, Autobiography of a Shaker
- Every day I wake up and begin the lengthy and elaborate rituals required to obtain functioning sinuses
- I was the only person to submit a Len Chandler song to Music League in 2025
- Never forget
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- Reposted by Ashley RattnerI don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
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- Reposted by Ashley RattnerOn a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
- Just found this on my phone and maybe you need it
- I like how the conference rooms at the C19 hotel have names like “Hoosier” and “Wolverine”
- With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
- Actually I don't like needing to get weather updates from social media personalities
- When we were in Montreal we went to a dispensary and Quebec law decreed that none of the edibles could appeal to children in any way so we got like these Listerine-strip-like substances that tasted like glue and that's what the folders on the new iOS update home screen look like
- Reposted by Ashley RattnerDelicious to me
- Reposted by Ashley RattnerHakeem Jeffries comes out against the bill funding ICE and DHS. This seems like quite a big deal.
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- Choose your fighter
- Stop burning trash when we're trying to impress job candidates!!!!!!!!!!
- Potomac needs less "I'm rich, look at how much money I spent" and more "I just ate my contact lenses."
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- But I don't want an ice storm this weekend
- Reading your diary
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- Look for the helpers
