Cerealman
Some say he's a warrior of justice. Others say he's an opportunistic villain. All agree he stays crunchy in milk.
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- Reposted by Cerealmanthese people aren't capable of feeling bad but they should be forced to
- Reposted by CerealmanThis is an authoritarian power grab, full stop. Nationalizing elections would put the executive branch in control of who votes and how. That’s how dictators rig outcomes, crush opposition, and assault democratic self-government. This should alarm everyone: www.ms.now/news/trump-s...
- Reposted by CerealmanBIG DAVE L0VES DRAGONS
- FRIDAY FEB 6: Dave Reckoning still reels from the defection of one of the ChainMaidens, but the world keeps spinning. Not much is known about his opponent, only that he's BEN CHOZEN. $30 tix × eventbrite doors 730ish/show 8ish 21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids A low-life in a #SlamTown
- Reposted by CerealmanLAPD Chief Jim McDonnell will not arrest ICE agents for wearing a mask , because it’s a misdemeanor and runs the risk of a confrontation. He’s happy to arrest people for failure to disperse. A misdemeanor and a guarantee of confrontation. @mayor.lacity.gov @lapdhq.
- Reposted by Cerealman'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
- Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
- Reposted by Cerealmanfun fact the military didn't look into this at all when they were studying tear gas back in the 1960s but in addition to stuff like irregular periods, there's evidence tear gas exposure can be linked to miscarriage more than enough data to suggest caution share.google/SoozTodiv791...
- Reposted by CerealmanIt's always wild to me that Republicans will straight up tell you they want to murder you in the street and someone will insist that they can be reasoned with
- University of Illinois college republicans advocate for executing protesters as “traitors” with art that takes a disturbing killing and makes it even more extreme. dailyillini.com/news-stories...
- Reposted by CerealmanTake a trip to #SlamTown , Winner of Queer Wrestling Illustrated Promotion of the Year - AGAIN Born in #Oakland, grew up to be the greatest show on Earth The accidental phenomenon #ThisIsReal FRI 2/6/26 $30 tix × eventbrite doors 730ish/show 8ish 21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids
- HUNTER GALLAGHER DEBUTS against KEiTA! FRI 2/6/26 $30 tix × eventbrite doors 730ish/show 8ish 21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids A low-life in a #SlamTown + Dave v Ben MYLO v Sheikah v KiDD Bandit v B3CCA v Lara Mayra v Brooke Rob v Shhhnary Daniel T v Cereal Asylum v Rogues/Amira #Oakland TrillerTV+ feb10
- Reposted by CerealmanFRIDAY FEB 6: Dave Reckoning still reels from the defection of one of the ChainMaidens, but the world keeps spinning. Not much is known about his opponent, only that he's BEN CHOZEN. $30 tix × eventbrite doors 730ish/show 8ish 21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids A low-life in a #SlamTown
- 5 WAY on FEB 6: MYLO v Sheikah v KiDD Bandit v B3CCA v Lara Frazier $30 tix × eventbrite doors 730ish/show 8ish 21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids A low-life in a #SlamTown + Mayra v Brooke Rob v Shhhnary Torch v Cereal Asylum v Rogues/Amira #Oakland Stream on TrillerTV+ feb10th
- Reposted by Cerealman5 WAY on FEB 6: MYLO v Sheikah v KiDD Bandit v B3CCA v Lara Frazier $30 tix × eventbrite doors 730ish/show 8ish 21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids A low-life in a #SlamTown + Mayra v Brooke Rob v Shhhnary Torch v Cereal Asylum v Rogues/Amira #Oakland Stream on TrillerTV+ feb10th
- FEB6: Richard Shhhnary v Regular Rob ALSO: Amira/Elliot Tyler/Casey Ferreira v Dr Mehl/Anton/Prisoner 420 Cereal Man v Daniel T Mighty Mayra defends the Slampionship v Brooke Havok *more! A Low-Life in a #SlamTown #Oakland doors 730ish, show8-11ish Tix on eventbrite 21+, #dontbringyourfnkids
- Reposted by CerealmanICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives. We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
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- Reposted by CerealmanICE just gunned down ANOTHER person, beating a man half to death before shooting him at point blank range. What the fuck are we doing? ARREST ICE NOW. PROSECUTE ICE NOW. I will not rest until every single one of these murderers is held accountable to the communities they terrorize.
- Reposted by CerealmanFEB6: Richard Shhhnary v Regular Rob ALSO: Amira/Elliot Tyler/Casey Ferreira v Dr Mehl/Anton/Prisoner 420 Cereal Man v Daniel T Mighty Mayra defends the Slampionship v Brooke Havok *more! A Low-Life in a #SlamTown #Oakland doors 730ish, show8-11ish Tix on eventbrite 21+, #dontbringyourfnkids
- Come out to the town, we'll get together, have some SLAMS! On FEBRUARY 6TH, AMIRA and the Rogues [Elliot Tyler & Casey Ferreira] make their #SlamTown debut against The Asylum:Dr Mehl, Prisoner 420 and the recently promoted Anton Voorhees! $30 Tix eventbrite 21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids www.slam.town
- Reposted by CerealmanCome out to the town, we'll get together, have some SLAMS! On FEBRUARY 6TH, AMIRA and the Rogues [Elliot Tyler & Casey Ferreira] make their #SlamTown debut against The Asylum:Dr Mehl, Prisoner 420 and the recently promoted Anton Voorhees! $30 Tix eventbrite 21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids www.slam.town
- FEB 6 - Daniel T v Cereal Man PLUS: Mighty Mayra v Brooke Havok for the Slampionship! #SlamTown $30 tix on eventbrite 21+ , #dontbringyourfnkids Doors 730ish/show 8-11ish www.slam.town
- Whatever it is I bet he eats it dry
- Reposted by CerealmanFEB 6 - Daniel T v Cereal Man PLUS: Mighty Mayra v Brooke Havok for the Slampionship! #SlamTown $30 tix on eventbrite 21+ , #dontbringyourfnkids Doors 730ish/show 8-11ish www.slam.town
- 1 month away...from the fun!
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- Reposted by Cerealmanif you want to know what it is like in minneapolis, I don’t even have to scroll on facebook to find a horror story. it’s basically my whole feed. everyone i know in minneapolis is seeing ICE take people—at gas stations, taquerias, bus stops, schools. just snatching random people.
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- Reposted by CerealmanA Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter. I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
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- Yes ring. Still all heart
- FRIDAY FEB 20 1 week after St Valentines Day, #SlamTown & MonsterTown reunite to bring you: The BLIND DATE × LETHAL LOTTERY TOURNAMENT $25 tix, www.eventbrite.com/e/slamtown-w... 21+ #DONTbringyourFNkids @DrakesDShip #OAKLAND doors 930ish // show 10-12ish
- Reposted by CerealmanYou and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.
- Reposted by CerealmanArrest the murderer and arrest Bovino. Not complicated.
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- Reposted by CerealmanAbolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
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- Reposted by CerealmanEvery second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.
- Fucking murderers
- Absolutely horrific details about an ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times." Bovino was there. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
- Reposted by CerealmanDemocrats need to grow a f*cking spine. No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment. Impeach. Convict. Remove.
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- Reposted by CerealmanWe have to impeach him.
- Reposted by CerealmanIn our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.
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- Reposted by CerealmanThe US is a rogue state
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- Reposted by CerealmanThe GOP’s midterm strategy is literally just Comet Pizza
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- Christmas came early
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- We should celebrate this day as a holiday every year. Happy little fascist punk ass bitches getting their shit rocked day
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- Reposted by CerealmanThe blockade of Venezuela is a disgusting echo of U.S. imperialism in Latin America. We were lied to about Iraq and WMDs, and an entire generation paid the price. Here we are again. We cannot let a wannabe dictator drag us into another forever war. www.axios.com/2025/12/17/t...
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