Golden Beryl
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- "No particular defects noted."
- Twenty conger eels for £1000? I'll take forty!
- James Joyce. Born on this day in 1882.
- When the graffiti was cleaned off the side of this tube carriage, someone accidentally left a beautiful alpine scene, viewed through a forest. Like something from a Toblerone box.
- "You wait for ages for a London bus and then three arrive at once," I said, this morning, to a man on a bus in London, as I waited for ages for a London bus before three arrived at a bus stop in London at once. You just couldn't make it up.
- "You wait for ages for a London bus and then two arrive at once," I said, this morning, to a man at a bus stop in London, as I waited for ages for a London bus before two arrived at the bus stop in London at once. You just couldn't make it up.
- Just seen this extraordinary documentary about the Chicago punk scene in the late 70s and early 80s. www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3V2...
- The Tête à Tête William Hogarth 1743 Barry Lyndon Stanley Kubrick 1975
- In the hierarchy of blue plaques, this doesn't carry a lot of weight, but they can't all be the site of an abolished toll gate.
- Baby drank some paint thinner and felt bigger than a house. Oh, what a night.
- Amazon Prime keeping everyone on their toes.
- In the hierarchy of blue plaques, this doesn't carry a lot of weight, but they can't all be T.E. Lawrence's birthplace.
- Dear Mr Bezos, Just wanted to thank you for interrupting my viewing of The Big Lebowski with a fifteen-second trailer for the John Travolta film High Rollers. It really added to the overall experience. Kind Regards Golden Beryl
- If you haven't been to the Wes Anderson exhibition at The Design Museum, you're missing the opportunity to see this absolute masterpiece hanging on the wall.
- Dear the people who program Christmas television, I've watched about three hundred hours worth of rubbish on your channels since December the 20th and not one of you imbeciles saw fit to put on Young Sherlock Holmes. What the Sam Hill is wrong with you? Best wishes for 2026 Golden Beryl
- Star? Yes. Stable? Yes. Straw? Yes. Farm animals? Yes. Sheepdog? Yes. Kings? Shepherds? Mary? Joseph? Little baby Jesus? I'll get back to you.
- Norton buys Barlow. Barlow buys Norton. Nobody else involved.
- Posted without comment.
- Poster makers - would it kill you to align the actor's faces with their names? It's not much but it annoys the living piss out of me.
- Join George Samuelson and Del Orinda as they outline ideas and strategies for the successful and prolonged interruption of Citizen Kane. www.podchaser.com/podcasts/gol...
- Sensational Korean horror about the mysteries of sleepwalking.
- Happy birthday to John Milton. Born on this day in 1608.
- This might be the single most demented film ever made by an award winner at both Cannes and Berlin.
- Never would have put him down as a Fassbinder fan, but I suppose you never can tell.
- Whoever is doing the BBC live coverage of the World Cup draw is playing an absolute blinder.
- Fairly sure the owners of this house may have appeared on Blockbusters in the 1990s.
- To save you looking, it's £350. Hence why it's a middle aged man making it and not a small child as you may have expected.
- I read the working title for this programme was, "Look Out! There's a Smug Cunt Behind You!" But they went with "Malice" because nobody could decide on the correct placing of the exclamation marks.
- Remake of The Warriors underway at Finsbury Park.
- Bold, new writing from Golden Beryl. The story of an ordinary man whose pride allows him to be tempted by a great evil, and his downfall and eventual rebirth that follow. Penned by award-winning author Thurston Lodge.
- Not a troubling sight at all.
- If ever there was a more idiotic quote used to advertise a film, I don't know what it is.
