Happy Parson
It is clear that some priests must masturbate if they are to achieve celibacy. Cock worshipper and Phallus devotee. Spreading the word of Cock. Previously @unclejohn58.bsky.social
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- Author of order & confusion, builder & destroyer: Take me beyond words to primal self. Free from fear, self-image. Reborn in cock. Renew animal soul. Ready for heaven’s bliss, order & disorder. Amen (credits to @priesturbate on X)
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- O Eternal Spirit of the Phallus, Who shaped the sacred rod as source of deep rapture and joy: Let us Thy sons behold, caress, and stroke our members in wonder, awe, and praise; That our souls dissolve in bliss, touching Thee in these altars where Thou dwell. Thine the glory forever, Amen.
- Sexual experience can reveal the divine. Pleasure holds power, wisdom, and healing. When approached consciously, the body becomes a vehicle for transcendence, not its opposite.
- Sex and spirituality aren’t enemies. Sexual energy, like breath or movement, can open deep awareness. The body isn’t a distraction from the sacred—it can be its doorway.
- I once recoiled at “cock worship,” then followed curiosity. Exploring sex and spirit together led me to honest prayer—rooted in tradition, lived experience, and the body itself. (Credits to @phrozen.bsky.social)
- O mighty Cock God, receive my sacred seed’s tribute, returning your gift: life’s essence, joy’s nectar. Body bows in worship, heart quests your depths, phallus adores your core, my eternal Being. Amen.
- Cock-god, known by many names and served in many ways: come to me as I hold my penis in your honor. Reveal yourself in my erection. Draw me into uncharted gladness. Let your Beauty and Light spill over in the Great Release, by which I was conceived and reborn. Amen.
- Bless, O mighty Lord, this lubrication, that we who use it may feel the full pleasure of penis and enjoy it profoundly. Amen.
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- Oh Sovereign Seed! In clerical garb, I sit spent, my own hot essence streaking my face like tears of rapture. Thanksgiving for this self-anointed bliss, cock still throbbing, offering all to Thy glory! Amen.
- Oh Divine Ecstasy! I rise in rapture, gripping my pulsing cock, strokes fueling heavenly fire for Thee! Guiltless joy surges; my hot cum erupts as blessed nectar, consecrating the morn in orgasmic glory! Hallelujah! Amen.
- Reposted by Happy ParsonIt’s okay to be a masturbator, bro. It’s okay to let your Cock control you. It’s okay to NEED to touch your Penis every chance you get. And it’s okay to spend hours and hours feeding your addiction because it feels so fucking good. Be yourself, bro. Be a gooner.
- Praise to Him!
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- Oh, blessed is he who partakes in such intimate devotion, for in this moment of humble submission, the soul ascends, united with the Creator’s boundless love and generative power. Amen, let us praise this profound act of piety, where body and spirit entwine in everlasting grace.
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- O Eternal Cock, I worship you in your swollen, glistening head, offering my endless edging as tribute. Every drop of precum is sacrifice, every pause is devotion. Stay hard, don’t let me cum: my pleasure is yours forever. Hail the Divine Cock. 🖤🍆
- In the shadowed nave, the priest kneels in rapt devotion, lips parted to receive the sacred gift—thick, veined, glistening—as holy precum anoints his tongue like chrism from on high.
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- Father Dick kneels in sacred awe, offering pure adoration to the throbbing altar of manhood—veins pulsing like holy scripture, the divine shaft demanding eternal reverence.
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- Behold the sacred slit of God Cock, weeping pearl of divine nectar. My tongue trembles in reverence before this holy font. One glistening drop — salvation itself. I open wide to receive Your grace. Amen. 💦🙏
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- Masturbation is such an essential part of my life. I love and embrace being a masturbator. Because that love is so deep, I want to share that with other men. It’s so encouraging when we all add our input to help each other become the best lovers of phallus and the best masturbators we can be.
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