Sam
I think one of the most interesting aspects of Milwaukee is the fact that it's the only major American city to have ever elected three socialist mayors
- Welcome back to Correct Time everyone. It's Normal again
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- Going to the café car on the Amtrak, lemme know if y'all want anything
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- Might run for a board position in my neighborhood association
- Had a nice night with my friends
- Driving for ten minutes and I've already had two cars do the Milwaukee Slide to me. It's good to be back!
- Flight was delayed 8 hours due to "mechanical issues." Bring back woke!
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- Happy 10th anniversary to this masterpiece of journalism by @crulge.urinal.club www.vice.com/en/article/i...
- What about Parched Madness and it's when you're really thirsty
- Fuck to 'daylight saving time'
- mfw I've beer
- That is a cool trench but quick suggestion, maybe don't put it right in front of my house next time
- I can go several weeks without buying something (groceries notwithstanding)???
- Added a new song I can sing Oreo's name to the tune of to my repertoire: Van Halen's "Panama"
- Once somebody kills Elon we should all agree to a sitcom-style retcon of all the stuff he's destroyed. Or at least Twitter; 'all of society' might take a little longer
- Nothing makes me miss my Boys quite like a bar bathroom
- Everyone should venmo me five dollars for making the Chiefs mortal again by moving to KC
- Pick six by a white cornerback... Tr*mp's America
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- Guy at the dog park had a MAGA can koozie and Oreo (regularly perfect sweet angel towards others) kept bullying his dog
- A cybertruck just drove down my street, need to form a neighborhood watch to prevent further incursions
- Secretly rooting for the Bills bc I can't deal with my fellow Kansas Citians if they win a third straight Super Bowl
- Toads in the Mario series of video games are excitations of an everywhere-permeating Toad field
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