Kelsey
Not good! Very bad. She/her
- Edmonton fines people but I believe that sidewalk snow removal should be a public service and should be prioritized over road snow removal
- All service workers should be paid $200,000 a year
- Reposted by Kelseycouldn’t hack it at ups. well time to be a nazi
- "You raise your voice, I erase your voice." Meet 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨 𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐳𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐳, an ICE Deportation Officer from Miami, FL (originally from Puerto Rico). Gonzalez has lived in Miami and Hollywood, FL. He decided it would be fun to travel to Miami to kidnap and threaten people. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE
- Pussies
- The default human condition is to care about others and the psychopaths who join ICE are aberrations and I simply must believe this for my own sanity
- Reposted by KelseyThere’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry
- All the people in Minnesota putting themselves out there to protect their neighbours from unthinkable cruelty and violence truly makes me believe that people are overwhelmingly good and we can make this world a better place for everyone
- Reposted by Kelseythe mood is not subtle
- Locked the fuck in
- The greatest tragedy is that I have the ass to play Mrs. Met but I'm an inch too short sterlingmets.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/Mets/j...
- TGIWF
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- Bari Weiss’ Mr. Bean-esque tenure at CBS is one of the only funny things happening right now
- The Irish Rovers did this on CBC in the 70s
- Time to listen to all of the old @blockedparty.bsky.social episodes about Scott Adams
- Reposted by KelseyRightwing influencers are so bad at interpreting source material that they can only do it correctly by accident, when they're trying to make a joke
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- Dr. Robby choosing to take his sabbatical at Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump shows that he is a man of taste and culture
- My boy should be hooping
- Nobody's doing it like Gil Ozeri
- "The warmth of collectivism" is such a beautiful phrase
- It™ will happen this year
- Was just reminded of the Jeremy Renner app and now I'm having myself a nice little laugh
- Celebrities are so overexposed nowadays and it’s good actually that we don’t know every single detail of her life!!
- The Stampy the Elephant of this household
- Go off Nancy
- Well this is just lovely
- This is my third Christmas working at the bakery and the idea that the @doughboys.bsky.social would even try to argue that Christmas is not a cookie holiday is laughable to me, personally
- He is making the weirdest little face every time I look at him
- This is a perfect clip
- Goblin queen on her goblin throne (the bath mat)
- My new favourite annual tradition
- Reposted by Kelseyi think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
- Ah yes, allowing unrestricted speeding is one of the best ways to cut down on somebody’s commute time
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- I do not want a debate about speed regulators on cars, I want all personal motor vehicle ownership banned
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- It really is too bad that cars were only designed to accelerate in perpetuity
- Why is braking never an option for these guys!!!!!!
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- Heidi figured out how to open my jewelry box and that little bitch stole a necklace from me. She's hoarding it somewhere in the apartment like she's Smaug or some shit.
- @gooffkings.bsky.social did Gex Week and now my twitch stats will never recover
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- You can always tell a Milford man
- My dad tried to argue that North Americans have too many safety regulations and are "bubble-wrapped" compared to Europeans because there are no guard rails at rail stations in Europe, and I had to remind him that I was hit by a car in a crosswalk just a few months ago.
- There's no greater form of torture than the Dynasty Typewriter pre-show video
- This is fucking my shit up
