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Much like a rickety old shopping cart, I lack for lubrication.
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- @joeytightlips.bsky.social We have to do this. But also? Get the front license plate and holder first. Then we should be good.
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- Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️ Says 🚫🧊being addressed as "gumshoe" while rockapella lays down a sick track could fix me
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- From the Editorial Board: Kat Abughazaleh made a show of declining (sending a spokesman, for goodness sake) to be part of the editorial board’s endorsement interviews after first informing us she would attend. trib.al/LXhfqMv
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- I’m wet with jealousy. I love hearing minutiae about people’s jobs.
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- Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️ Says 🚫🧊I think all these men who benefited financially from proximity to Epstein POST CONVICTION OF PEDOPHILIA should have to pay reparations to his victims, whether they abused women and children or not. They all knew what was going on, and help legitimize him with their association.
- My only knowledge of HIGH SCHOOL HIGH is a Super 18 or UPN commercial of Jon Lovitz with a giant Afro.
- Definitely not one on my 2026 bingo card
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- Just the biggest pussy energy imaginable.
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- Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️ Says 🚫🧊"The Last Baby Will Be Born in 2012 and, Worse, He'll Look Like This." A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.
- She’s magnificent, hungers for your coins m’lady.
- Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️ Says 🚫🧊Entering the US is a civil violation much along the lines of a traffic violation. Yet child predators roam free and continue. We have the wrong people in cages
- “Please stop the insanity. Before you know it, all women under 25 are going to realize my chief attraction is the difference in maturity and power between us. Because the only way a woman is going to touch my body is under duress.”
- Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️ Says 🚫🧊Meanwhile at the light at the end of the tunnel….
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- Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️ Says 🚫🧊The surveillance vendors try this re-brand every couple years. A few years ago it was "facial recognition for lost puppies" then it was "facial recognition to protect endangered bears" then covid hit and it was "facial recognition as a sanitary way to open the office door." zero scruples
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- Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️ Says 🚫🧊This is how Tom Homan reacts to losing a court case to free a medically fragile 5-year-old who was used as bait to lure his dad so they could be imprisoned in a measles factory. Fuck any de-escalation stories that come out.
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- Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️ Says 🚫🧊KOKO THE GORILLA: koko send email. practical Koko type message Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>? KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land KOKO: jealousy pedophile
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- Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️ Says 🚫🧊1. The new batch of Epstein documents helps illuminate one contemporary controversy: What is Bari Weiss up to at CBS? I think the answer is she is trying to rehabilate the Epstein network as a bulwark of reactionary centrism. Let me explain.
- Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️ Says 🚫🧊BARI WEISS: Well, time to hire another new correspondent for CBS News. (Starts flipping through a huge tome titled “The Big Book of Pedophiles and Their Contact Information”)
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- Shitposts from the Edge
- Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️ Says 🚫🧊Years ago, a friend asked me why billionaires want MORE money when they could never spend the tiniest fraction of what they have. My answer is that they want immunity. The immunity to do literally any horrific they want without consequence. Nothing I've seen since has changed my mind.
- Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️ Says 🚫🧊ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
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- Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️ Says 🚫🧊From: Jeffrey Epstein To: Cain From The Bible Date: March 7th, 3000BC Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀 go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
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- Reposted by Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️ Says 🚫🧊That cardboard box in your home is fueling election denial... A boom in profits for the shipping supply giant Uline provided the funds for a deeply conservative Midwestern family to bankroll anti-democracy causes around the country. (Published 2022)
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