Longie_Long
Retro game designer, retro game shop owner (ghettogamer.net), nerdy dad just trying to make it, y'know?
I was @longie_long on Twatter. I guess technically I still am.
- Someone's selling this N64 jumper pak on eBay. It's enormous! And that product description? Amazing. Definitely no ai involved...
- eBay sellers: cLeAnEd aNd TeStEd WORKSSS!!
- Poor widdle guy
- Does anybody remember the electronic talking eBay Auction Game?
- Pretty good crowd at the North Dallas Toy Show! @northdallastoyshow.bsky.social
- Nothing surprising has come from the Epstein files. Disgusting? Yes. Prosecutable? Hopefully. But surprising? Nah.
- Reposted by Longie_LongMy first remarks since being arrested last night.
- Since getting laid off like half a year ago, I've gotten very tired of scrolling LinkedIn. It's so weird and dystopian. It's mostly ads. It's mostly bots. And if it ain't a bot, it's a real hustle bro bragging about how big of a spanking he's willing to take for his employer. So gross. I'm done.
- Damn right
- This is another thing I've been saying. People are assholes all the time but this administration and social climate are rewarding asshole behavior. "Oh you hate brown people? No need to hide it anymore! You're scared of women? Just grab em by the ladybits. Unemployed? It's Pedro's fault!"
- Think how repulsive Miller must be that even other fascists are distancing themselves.
- Queen Elizardbeth posing for next year's lizard swimsuit calendar
- Nobody is talking about how much social media companies benefit from the chaos in MN. The more atrocious, the more camera angles, the more anger, the more clicks shares likes quotes comments... The more visibly evil ICE is, the richer Zuck and Musk become. Not sure it can be helped tho.
- Reposted by Longie_LongI've had a promotional VHS for the test animation that became Batman: The Animated Series for a long time, I bought it on eBay in like...1999? The version they put as a bonus on the DVD said they lost the audio but uh, here it is. You're welcome Bruce Timm.
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- I'm in semi-rural Texas, surrounded by very nice people that have helped me jump start my car, watch my kiddo, pet sit, borrow eggs and that kind of shit. And yet somehow these kind folks are totally fine with Minnesota, Palestine and Epstein. Make it make sense!?
- The only way things will change is if the status quo becomes no longer desirable for the billionaire class. How we do that, I'm not sure. They don't need 80% of us anymore, they figured out how to make money out of happy thoughts, stock values, and tax dollars.
- Reposted by Longie_LongHey, if you need a reason to not support any upcoming Earthworm Jim stuff.....you can go on X, The Torment App and see the creator Doug TenNapel talk about how great AI is and quote tweeting everyone who disagrees. I wouldn't suggest it though.
- What are they doing with voter rolls?
- I think it's safe to stop calling out hypocrisy now. The words from the Right have always been bullshit, but until now they felt the need to hide it. How many times can you say "oh yeah but last week you said the opposite!" before you just stop listening?
- @parkroseperma.bsky.social Help me out here. What good does it do to stay nonviolent when they just point to any sandwich toss or attempt to leave in a minivan as a hostile act? They can move the goalposts wherever they want & the refs go along with it. So why not just... You know... Fight back?
- Her Majesty Queen Elizardbeth came down from her throne today to have a look at her royal subjects. She does not seem impressed.
- I went ahead and made another recipe from this D&D cookbook. This is "kender loaf" which is really just a stuffed bread pudding kinda deal. Really tasty stuff.
- I got this Dungeons & Dragons cookbook for my birthday. The "Two Hares Inn rabbit stew" (it's chicken though) doesn't photograph all that well, but it tastes pretty damn good.
- The Necronomnomnom has to be the best-named cookbook in untold aeons.
- It's my birthday. Do I get balloons on this platform?
- My NES console bundle is almost $100 less than DKoldies. I had someone email me to ask "what's the catch?" Are my prices too low? I don't want to seem sus.
- Okay... I uh... Well... I guess I'll find my own blanket?
- Look at this fine specimen, fresh out the bath!
- Even my racist sexist father in law hates Trump.
- Gaaaaaaames for sale! Get yer SNES games here!
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- I don't consider New Year's a holiday, but it does seem like a good moment to reconsider and redirect from the stupid shit we do. So hey. Happy Thursday.
