Nate
1/3 of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social
- Just tied my boots a crazy way. It’s part of my new initiative: The Century of Innovation.
- Me: I got a bounty here for “The Lonesome Cowboy” Unidentified cowboy: well I reckon every cowboy finds hisself lonesome as he rides out into that silver river of moonlight, nothing between him and the hardpan but saddle and steed… Me: ok buddy stick em up
- Reposted by NateNEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ THE BLACK DAHLIA -strictly gorillas -death pool -imagine picking a kid -vinegar based -a lot of ketchup -Kate was right -quiz, medals and ratings open.spotify.com/episode/2lyyVm…podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...87
- Reposted by NateNeo-noir, more like crap-crapper. On @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social we watched 2006's Black Dahlia. Join Beautiful Architecture @thenatewolf.bsky.social Josh Hartnett's butt double @murrman5.bsky.social ScarJo's scar @ladybroseph.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/2lyy...
- Reposted by NateThe mystery is how our podcast is free to listen to bc @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social watched Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery Join Benoit Blanc @thenatewolf.bsky.social Special pulpit @murrman5.bsky.social & Jeremy Renner @ladybroseph.bsky.social Mystery solved! open.spotify.com/episode/0XeC...
- The pulsating cube appears again. “ENTER THE CUBE” it bellows. “God damn it.” I reply as I collect the documents that got blown around my office. “I don’t have time for cube stuff right now.”
- Reposted by NateThe hairdresser holds up the mirror so I can see the back of my haircut but she accidentally uses the mirror that reveals how you die. I see my 80-year-old self tumbling down a hill after slacklining for the 1st time. I never know how to react in these situations, so I just mumble "wow I love it"
- They laugh at my mismatched outfits. They don’t realize I’m doing this to maximize ice damage. I will freeze them one day.
- Me: I'm going to spend some time reflecting on New Year's Day. Secret Dracula: Me too. I love reflecting and I love the day.
- Me talking to my brother: hello Me talking to someone who likes the same pens as me: PEN BROTHERRRRR!!!!
- I’d put Chris Parnell in my SNL top ten but that’s just because I’m one of the few gifted children who grew up to be a gifted adult.
- I really wish I was here to see it happen. It was probably like “shhhhhlunk”
- Ep. 134 of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social is Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas (1977) starring me, @murrman5.bsky.social and @ladybroseph.bsky.social with special quiz from @katvonwitt.bsky.social
- Reposted by NateYay! Try the entertainment of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social We watched a hidden gem that new generations are rediscovering, Emmett Otters Jug Band Christmas. Thank you @thenatewolf.bsky.social & @murrman5.bsky.social for making every week a holiday. open.spotify.com/episode/5bKV...
- They can tell how strong I am by watching me shovel. I’m peeling fat rolls and tossing them mid-yard, I’m going wide enough to peek a little green on either side. One couple had to move away because it was giving them both confusing feelings.
- Reposted by NateI must not cheer. Cheer is the mind-killer. Cheer is the little-death that brings festive obliteration. I will face cheer. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. Where the cheer has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- Reposted by NateHey bud could i bum a quick kiss off ya?
- Advertising really works. Like when you’re at the grocery store trying to decide what cheese to buy, and then you remember Wayne Gretzky told you to gamble on sports on your phone.
- Really feeling the Christmas spirit today (gave them a quick death even though they lacked honor)
- Look at him go!
- I made him into a GIF too
- Reposted by Nate*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great *in reindeer chat* BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess DonnerTime: buncha dolphies? VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
- Getting sued for the contents of my Super Survival Packs™ As if whimsy won’t be important in the dark future.
- Everyone is so surprised when they find out how long my hair is, but by then it's too late. It tightens each time they exhale. There is no point in struggling.
- -26c I’m braver than Shackleton, braver than Frodo.
- Devil: oh wow you’re already doing it. I was coming here to tempt you. Me: [munching apple] you smoke, bro?
- Did the Flintstones ever use an octopus as a pen? It would make sense because the ink is already in there and they strike me as ancient.
- I would share this with you because I’m kind and perfect
- I am not a minion… *a single, defiant tear streaks down my face* and you’re no Gru.
- Amateur Foley artist, no industry connections, almost impossible to get anyone at the studios to listen to my squelches.
- Me: do busses have snow tires? Bus driver: 8 questions is enough. Please sit down.
- Me: I think I might be the chosen one. Morpheus: it’s absolutely not you. We’re not even going to look into the possibility.
- Reposted by NateNEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ THE GRINCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS -pterodactyl -Argentina -like an ape -I hope it gets pee on it -two ingredients -Brent’s guys -bat sword -quiz, ratings and medals open.spotify.com/episode/4puE2A… podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the���
- Reposted by Nate[Not loaded yet]
- Can I interest any of you in a suspicious lemonade?
- Ep. 133 of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social is How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966) Join me and @murrman5.bsky.social as we listen to @ladybroseph.bsky.social laugh at Brent’s legs.
- That completes the list of ways I can personally put a hole into wood. Now, I will begin listing different methods I am aware of but do not currently have access to. Then, if you're up for it, we will venture into the conceptual and forbidden.
- Speaking about Fiddler on the Roof as if everyone is familiar with the text. Referring to it as “Fiddler” or “Fidds”.
