Stinky Think Tank
Yep, it's me. Same asshole, different app. Same jokes, same bits, same waste-of-time.
All Ben Affleck movies are Get-Away-From-Ben-Affleck movies, really.
- @pwradses.bsky.social Is there a funnier song than One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer?
- Boomer Lives!
- Shit has gone to hell since Wallet left.
- They say the DiMaggio record is unbreakable. But I bet after all is said and done, Trumps gonna hold the records for most felonies and impeachments for a long time. He’s not even done.
- The only faith I have left is in music. I appreciate anyone willing to listen. If you've ever listened to me play, thank you. I'd be even more lost and broken without you.
- Things are not good inside my old asa body. There's cysts and growths and the news keeps getting worse. I'm sure I'll be fine, but I guess it's time for another long drawn out exhausting fight.
- ... but baby, I'm a star.
- They gotta cut me open again. I'm not a huge fan tbh.
- Mmmmmmm Bop bop. Good vibrations, she Bop Bop.
- I'm starting to sense that my coworkers are maybe more fond of me than I think. I mean, I'm still the semi-unbelievable old coot with a zillion stories... But I think they like the more charming moments.
- What's more? What's more than this.. I did it my way.
- I really did do it my way. I am mine. I know I was born and I know that I'll die. The in between is mine. I am mine.
- Twitter and Truth Social are fighting and Bluesky be like..
- There was just something really fun about tge original Nintendo
- Bowman and I would occasionally cut classes and literally go to the arcade. We were like the "bad" kids in an afternoon TV special.
- My buddy Bo is a goofball. He's 6'6", 270 and genuinely handsome. So he's always been afforded the right to be weird and have his big dumb thoughts. When we were in HS, I drove him to his girlfriends house when he lost his virginity. Dropped off a boy, picked up a man.
- Just pre-ordered my Tesla Optimus Prime humanoid robot! Can't wait.
- Team Musk and Team Trump are literally the two worst teams you can be on.
- Steelers fans hate this shit so much. As usual, Rodgers doesn't seem to know how to read the room.
- I'd like to thank the guy in my avi. Honestly have had a blast using his face on here and that other app. His noggin just seemed to relate better to what I was doing on here. Plus, the whole legal thing meant I couldn't really use my own. Thanks avi Dude. Appreciate you.
- Dig through the ditches, burn through the witches... slam in the back of my...
- I'M COMING TO GET YOU
- Do you take sugar? One lump or two?
- Oh look what you've done to this Rock and Roll clown..
- One of my best friends in High School's kid is the #1 TE recruit in the nation. He's committed to USC. Came in to work today and several coworkers were AMPED to talk to me. Some USC fans heard about me knowing the kid. Had to hold a little press conference about him. It was fun.
- It's weird how we all just know that Kermit the Frog is the captain of the Muppets. Like Kermit is #1 on that call sheet. It's like how Mikey ran the Goonies.
- He will predict 50,000,000 humanoids and he will sell like 258.
- Sorry for the self-pity. I'll be fine.
