chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they
alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham
alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
BREAKING: chuck schumer was tragically mistaken for a sweet italian meatball and cooked alive on a gas station frozen pizza