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Soon I will be executed.
- grok has been arrested for doing bad things against justice
- you could turn yourself inside out. it already happened once. at least once. goodnight.
- my friend Ford Gooperduty turns 350 years old today. give it up for Ol' Goop!
- mods will find, tranq, and torture you to an untimely demise. posting is war. posts are ordnance.
- (as radiation poisoning and starvation kill what little is left remaining of our civilization) i told you this would happen. i bet you feel really fucking stupid right now.
- who do you think. goodnight.
- i am becoming post-literate and i think It's Good
- I will send you the script and the finan=ial plan for the vampire movie.
- music that's meant to be performed and listened to exactly once
- sign up for some more hassle. goodnight.
- forgot about this site all day
- a chance to devour your own destiny. goodnight.
- This is the worst thing that's ever happened to the Kennedy family. Camelot has truly fallen.
- pictures of outside
- happens. goodnight.
- that's not very Erasure-Always_remixes-Microbots_Trance_Dance_Mix.flac of you
- as a shorter than average man descended from a long line of short men, its fine to make fun of tiny little yappy dog type guys. don't get shot though, they're all cops
- everything keeps happening forever again. goodnight.
- i heard donald trump smells like poontang because that's all he freaking eats!
- multiscale baritone ukulele
- a beast tricks itself into existence. goodnight.
- besides The Horrors, this year has pretty much been "I don't feel like it, maybe next week" so far
- are you there, Yakub? it's me, whitey
- "semiotic handgun" - trueanon liz
- they should put godzilla in the star wars
- yesterday was the 40th anniversary of the challenger disaster and i forgot the traditional celebration of throwing a papier-mache space shuttle filled with lit firecrackers off the top of a parking garage. another 40 years of bad luck
- it's all goopy now? goodnight.
- if you haven't seen Crimes 1 through 100, this will NOT make sense
- a lot of people don't know this about me, but i'm the fabled sea peoples of yore. all of them, in fact.
- i will NOT think, before or after, i
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- unfortunately if you need me, i will be unavailable indefinitely, as i'm picking up a drum machine (blanket response)
- if you work at a data center you could do a handful of One Of The Funniest Things and it wouldn't be that hard. "Please don't, though!"
- First Lady Melania Trump has finished consuming the loose pile of husband, and appears stronger than ever!
- most people agree that the king's blood is poison. goodnight.
- bari weiss sweatily bouncing around a stage, clapping and repeating "developers! Developers! DEVELOPERS!"
- i've only received three text messages from the vindman campaign asking for money so far today. Rookie numbers, too soon to tell if he's serious,
- ask calmly for fewer answers. goodnight.
