dadvans | the winnipeg jorts
del. prev @dadvansss on twitter. 30s. PNW ↔️ MTL.
4/5 surprise poison bugs.
we start the voyage home in our wounded vessel.
- i've been saying this for some time, but the most important thing we as fandom can do to the english language right now is incorporate "sigma male" into omegaverse
- (wanting to watch the rich eat each other) time to write an extremely problematic The Terror AU
- true story i thought smut was also a fun fandom term when i was 12 and its crazy to think my parents just ignored me when i loudly talked abt the porn i was reading on the internet with my friends
- NOT CATHERINE O HARA IM DRIVING INTO THE GODDAMN SEA
- work is laying off another 16k people again tomorrow i am SO tired
- Reposted by dadvans | the winnipeg jortsA lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line
- my toxic trait is that well into my 20s i thought atlantic city was in georgia
- eating a bowl of kimchi rice and starting the pitt only to get hit with the maggot cast in the recap, we live and we learn every day on this beautiful earth
- stuck in traffic next to a kenyan catering van do u think if I hold my Venmo up to the window they’ll hook me up with a tray of food from the back
- going thru it* again *have the earnest bridge from bo burnham's white woman's instagram stuck in my head
- you guys i forgot to mention that i made it to the buzzfeed inner circle casting call list but they keep sending me shit for things i don't qualify for when all i really want to do is share my hateful aunt's potato salad recipe
- i think the smartest, funniest and most beautiful thing i can do working on a Friday is drink a bottle of wine and then write my performance self evaluation
- an angel lives with us on earth and his name is scrambles
- Nick Brown I didn’t know your game can we hang out can we kiss I live in Tacoma can we get Korean bbq and hold hands
- having 9-1-1 and The Pitt new episodes on the same day is like huffing bathsalts in a gas station bathroom before going across the street to a black tie whiskey tasting event
- Reposted by dadvans | the winnipeg jortsREGIME CHANGE 🇺🇸
- learning how to make excel macros at work and I’ve never been hornier in my entire life
- the polite thing to do is to never publicly clock people unless they say something, not even the most clockable amongst us. that being said, all of the baristas at my coffee shop are definitely on T
