The Fart Bro
Just another guy that loves farts and farting... just a little more than most guys do... Also into pants pooping and inflation. Str8ish Bi, or Heteroflexible, or bi. I don't know. 30s #FartFetish
@fartbro on Twitter
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- Today is a gassy night. A very gassy night. But that's not all... I've gone through a few pairs of underwear. I got tired of changing and I have a lot of work to do, so I laid down a towel and I am just sitting in my shart.
- This is some of the most extreme gas I've ever had. Combination of a milkshake and some kind of bean casserole served at work, which I devoured (most avoided it because it looked gross). The room stunk and it smelled like that stuff they add to natural gas.
- The guy that runs that fart Telegram group (this "Dewayne" character) is absolutely unhinged, passive-aggressive just because I won't respond to his badgering messages at all hours of the day. Talk about a power trip and a psycho.
- Happy Father's Day! My dad and his antics were pivotal on my road to becoming a fart pig. 🍑🌬️🐽🐷 This is meant to be a comical parody.
- Football players farting is the best. They get really into it and really vulgar with it.
- Happy Pride 🏳️🌈 Everyone! I am proud to be a total fart pig. 🍑💨🐽🐷
- Tonight was my first hookup. Guy said he had to fart. I sniffed his ass which smelled like corn chips. Hole was a little dirtier. Licked it a bit. He couldn't fart. He tried to jack me off and nothing. Overall underwhelming experience. I'm glad I got to try this. Will stick with just farts.
- I love these guys that make a big deal about creating customs and how they have no limits but then you ask them to do something really basic and it's like "too much." Get real. At least I save some money.
- Morning!
- Could this site actually be worse than Twitter? All of my posts are censored as "sexually suggestive" now, let my feed is full of naked asses, dicks, scat etc. without any labels. WTF.
- Top o the morning to ya!
- Funny experience with my brother. His truck's AC smells like an animal died in it. I ripped a nasty fart he didn't hear. He yelled "Fuck! I spent $300 to fix the vents and it still stinks!" It had hang time. I finally told him "that came from a different vent!" Laughter ensued.
- While I really don't like Twitter, the engagement and interaction here sucks. :(
- If this is true, it sounds like that guard is a fart bro like us! Could you imagine the smell in that room? I love that they made the best of the situation... knowing that what could be their last moments were spent lighting their farts!
- I love how tortured these farts sound coming out. Like they've been desperate to get out for hours but those muscular butt cheeks were too tight! And I can just imagine the cloud that stuck around while they continued with their workout.
- One of my favorite fart scenes in a movie. This guy is miserable as he swells with gas after eating a whole pot of beans. Ballooned stomach and his face messy. Later in the movie, he is pulled in a wagon and you can see a big hole blown in his pants from the fart.
- Probably when my best friend and I were in high school. We used to carpool and would fart the entire way to school. We could have powered the car with our gas. It was rank. After school we would get back in and it STILL stunk. Would cause a lot of laughs if we forgot and gave a ride to someone lol
- Yes I've wafted others' farts and done the cushion sniff. I love that I am not the only one ;)
- Good morning! Altitude is taking effect!
- They keep talking about the winds here as PDS (Potentially Dangerous Situation). Well, let me just say, if the winds coming outta my ass don't start to subside, Imma have a massive PDS in my shorts.
- Some Happy New Year images for fart lovers! May you or your farter's gas be potent!
- It took until 10:35am to get my first fart of 2025.
- Happy Stinky New Year!
- Posting to both Twitter and Bluesky has already gotten exhausting lol
- My farts are BRUTAL today.
- Wishing all of my followers a very stinky Brown Merry Christmas! 🍑💨🐷😈👃
- Is anyone else's "following feed" stuck at showing stuff from 10 days ago?
- The fuel of our dreams. Some day I want to have a meal with everything in this photo just because.
- Uh oh. Josh ate the magic beans. He swells up with his own gas and turns into a fart. He is his own brand. How humiliating! Get him to the pumping room before he explodes! Even if we make him human again, he'll never be the same. He will always be turd brown and stink forever.
- In the notes that I have to send to my chair, the last thing I ever thought I'd have to write in the remarks section (private) for a student is "defecated himself during exam" (in case of grade dispute).
- If you could ask any man, that isn't in the community, about his farts or farting, and be guaranteed an honest answer, what would you ask him?
