Joseph Wade
Boosemaster General. Big ol’ goofus. Pineapple belongs on pizza. He/him
Host of @christmascreeps.bsky.social & @OSTParty.bsky.social podcasts.
I write about movies at JoesCinemarama.com
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- I wish I cared about anything as much as Michael Shannon in Groundhog Day cared about Wrestlemania
- When will someone finally use AI for its intended purpose? (Replacing the narrator of Bridgerton with the voice of Stan Lee)
- Snow day critters
- Wonder Man. As in “I wonder what happened to Oneder Man”
- Survived last week’s ice storm with no issues whatsoever. Ate shit in half an inch of snow this morning. Multiple times.
- This just breaks my heart. So many amazing roles, so many laughs, so many wonderful performances, and yet for all of that, O’Hara will always be my generation’s Christmas Movie Mom.
- “When in doubt,” Catherine O’Hara learned, the secret was to “play insane.” O’Hara, the actress and comedian who delivered deliciously silly performances, died Friday after a brief illness. She was 71. wapo.st/3NUTQCT
- Sam Raimi’s SEND HELP is the only movie that understands a woman’s relationship with all her drink cups. Rachel McAdams enters every scene with a brand new cup, most of which she’s had to carve herself. It’s very fun
- The world is turning upside-down, and I'm over here on THIS bullshit...
- Oh cool, that southern bullseye is right on top of my house!
- A porn parody of The Pitt titled 'The Tipp'. That's it. That's the joke.
- I have been doing this nonsense for twelve years…
- We watched IT: Welcome to Derry and The Pitt back to back this week, and the latter freaked me out WAY more than the former. I know I'll never be eaten by a scary clown from outer space. But it is entirely possible that I could find myself in a criminally underfunded ER at some point in my life.
- Uhhhhh if I’m reading my phone’s weather app right… I’m about to be hit with up to THREE FEET of snow this weekend? That forecast is actually UP from where it was yesterday.
- 47 Meters Down: The Bone Temple
- I was finally able to call in last year to challenge Demm at rock n roll trivia on the air. He crushed me, but it was an honor just to play. Chris Demm is one of the last true champions of classic rock on our local radio. Without him, I’m calling it: Rock 92 will change formats within a year.
- With so much darkness in the world right now, we take the light where we can get it
- I know a guy who is adamant that Adobe is going to collapse because "users are just gonna switch to AI", not understanding that the people that pay for Adobe products are creatives who don't NEED AI to make art for them.
- We were watching one of those Netflix reality competition shows last night. Halfway through the season they bust out a spelling bee challenge. A SPELLING BEE. ISTG, passing a spelling bee ought to be a qualifier for even appearing on television, cuz half these idiots could not spell basic words.
- Watched the entire Tron trilogy this weekend, and taken as a whole it is an amazing portrait of Disney repeatedly shooting themselves in the dick for absolutely no reason. Great music tho
- Let’s fuckin go!
- ‘Dashing thru the snow in a one-horse open sleigh’ is a fun winter-time activity ‘Dashing thru the snow in a ‘57 Chevrolet’ is just grossly irresponsible
- How much money is too much money? Well, when you can buy one of the oldest and most storied film studios in history and advertise that you’re paying for it IN CASH? Yes, you have too much money.
- Every once in a while I’d think to myself “wait til they find out about Howard Sprague” Well guess the fuck what, it finally happened!
- I watched my 4K set of the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy this weekend, and ya know what was great? The movies never paused to buffer for ten seconds at a time cuz T-Mobile bought up my local ISP and now my internet is trash. The movies just played. At full 4K resolution. Start to finish.
- “You ARE going to get the measles, so just accept that shit now”
- I didn't even finish last year's challenge, but that's not stopping me from trying another... Here's my third annual "Let's watch a bunch of shit and write about it for fun"!
- Gonna tell my kids this was Huntr/X
- I have dumb jokes I wanna tell on here, but the news this week has been so heartbreaking and gross that I feel like an asshole even considering it. I just wanna be a goof, dammit.
- Five days into 2026 and I have already lost my wallet at an Olive Garden, which my wife then had to retrieve for me because I was too embarrassed to enter the Olive Garden holding the ice cream cone I had to make her pay for because my wallet was back at the Olive Garden.
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- Coming down off a head cold that started in December, so after a long nap this afternoon it finally feels like the first official day of the new year for me.
- Betting one hundred American dollars that Chris Pratt will make his entrance in Avengers Doomsday dancing to “Here Comes The Hotstepper”
- Was literally in Asheville over New Year's, and it's both amazing how the area has recovered on its own since Helene, but also depressing how much work obviously still needs to be done.
- Reposted by Joseph Wade“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!” Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
- Found this game last Halloween season and it rips. Especially if you have any affection for Atari-era graphics
- Watching Heated Rivalry and it’s hard not to laugh during the sex scenes when your dog is right next to you chewing her squeaky toy like it owes her money
- If you start Streets of Fire at 10:30 pm, you can ring in the new year with Dan Hartman’s “I Can Dream About You” youtu.be/qQxWRaYdHWA?...
