Jennifer M. Wood
Editor. Writer. Pet Rescuer.
Editor and Writer for Hire. President, Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers Fan Club.
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- Rewatching 'The Wire' for the 708th time with trusty dog sidekick D'Angelo Barksdale by my side. As one does.
- If Texans can count on Ted Cruz for one thing, it's to hightail it the hell out of the country when disaster strikes. www.thedailybeast.com/ted-cruz-was...
- The best news to come out of 2025 so far: The Comeback is coming back! www.mensjournal.com/entertainmen...
- Am I AI? www.salon.com/2025/06/11/a...
- Shhh—nobody tell Lauren Boebert. www.hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/ar...
- I'm most offended by the run-on sentence.
- My husband could not look at the screen while watching The Rehearsal. Opted for the classic Pekingese Puppy Eye Blocker.
- "I imagine if I had a nodule on my prostate, this is what it might look like." #TheDailyShow
- Shaggy blasting at urgent care. I came to the right place.
- I’ve been wearing my face masks all wrong.
- Give Teenjus all the awards.
- I will pay John Kruk twice his salary to STOP talking. #Phillies
- Today marks the 50th anniversary of the end of the #VietnamWar. I'm the daughter of a two-tour Marine who spent decades suffering from Agent Orange exposure, so was thrilled to write about ways to support our Vietnam vets. If only my dad were around to read it😔 www.mentalfloss.com/history/viet...
- Rooting for a Cape and Pistol Society spin-off that is just Danny McBride and Stephen Dorff insulting each other.
- My overseer does not like it when a lesser canine is sitting on my lap.
- Make Trump stop saying EGGS!
- I keep hearing Judy Gemstone call Eli “Slick Rick” in my head and laughing out loud. #TheRighteousGemstones
- Someone should ask Trump to spell “reciprocal tariffs” WITHOUT looking at his board.
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- Cory Booker has reached the point of exhaustion where he just said “cunts” instead of “cuts.”
- Uncle Baby Billy driving a Cybertruck that just pops up as part of the scenery and isn't mentioned. No notes. #TheRighteousGemstones
- Give Noah Wyle all the awards for last night’s ep of The Pitt… variety.com/lists/2025-e...
- Call the Midwife is too woke. www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...
- "Mistakes are a fact of life. It is the response to error that counts." —Nikki Giovanni
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- Pete Hegseth's group chat skills are as impressively awful as his axe-throwing abilities.
- Tracy Letts has betrayed me. variety.com/2025/legit/n...
- St. Patrick's Day: The one day of the year when anyone who lived in NYC for a long time then left does NOT regret that decision.
- Some personal news: I've appointed myself president of the Baby Billy Bible Bonkers Fan Club.
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- I have… no words: Pete Hegseth Banned Images of ‘Enola Gay’ Plane in DEI Crackdown www.thedailybeast.com/pete-hegseth...
- Of course I'll be watching Doctor Odyssey: Shark Attack! I will not be taking questions at this time.
- Another day, another reason to be fearful. www.thewrap.com/reuters-huff...
- Hobbies: Long walks on the beach, watching people yell at Republican lawmakers.
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- 'Stath Lets Flats' makes everything better (the death of democracy included).
- On a scale of 1 to 10—with 10 being Jared from Subway—how creepy would it be to hit up an 11 a.m. screening of Paddington solo?
- Stop firing FAA employees!
- Sure, there's a lot of bad shit going on in the world. But this is what happens when you put me in charge of a newsroom for a few hours... www.thedailybeast.com/cheeky-oposs...
- It took THREE news anchors to tell the story of a man doing the Eagles chant while vomiting. 🦅
- Dear Philly: I get that you're excited. But my dogs REALLY hate fireworks, so can we make this quick? Much appreciated.
- Ozymandias’ first #PuppyBowl. (She’s obviously rooting for the Pekingese.)
- My Super Bowl:
- Reposted by Jennifer M. WoodHe's not blaming DEI, he's blaming women and non white people.
- What is happening here should terrify everyone.
- Reposted by Jennifer M. WoodJim Acosta announces on air that he's leaving CNN and says, "it is never a good time to bow down to a tyrant ... don't give in to the lies."
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- My 17-year-old diabetic cat has better insurance than I do.
- Insurrectionville
- Am deeply jealous of everyone who is seeing/will see 'Peter Hujar’s Day' this week.
- Pray for us.
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- No, I swear I'm not crying... 😭
- Who taught my dogs how to sleep?!
- Not sure how this is comfortable.
