gwen howerton
console cowgirl | texas culture reporter for @chron.com | Houstonian
trans, not related to the actor
- *does this to you*
- it must be annoying to be a 90 year old Republican congressman and have to pretend like you know what's going on anymore. you got into politics to pass laws giving out tax breaks for every horse you own but your groyper staffers are like "you need to condemn a new YA novel about bottom surgery"
- "sir, i know you were first motivated to get into politics because you hated those uppity youngins with long hair during the carter administration but you need to go on Clavicular's podcast to talk about how football isn't based anymore"
- New: Buc-ee's told me very forcefully that neither the company nor its CEO has "donated" money to ICE. But Buc-ee's CEO Arch Aplin III does have a long history of donating lots of money to Republicans - www.chron.com/culture/arti...
- man if i got beaten up by a bunch of random emo teens in Buda, Texas I think I'd never leave my house again
- random Yale law professor: jeffrey you naughty dog.... will i be seeing you at this year's Skull Size Forum or will you be busy with your hobbies ;) JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
- the villains in neuromancer being a family of gross inbred rich weirdos who want to live forever in space feels a little too on the nose
