Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness
They/them. An ace, agender, autistic fren-shaped person. Owned by three cats. And a Roomba with googly eyes. I'll post pictures eventually.
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessI do want to shout-out my fellow sociologists, who have collectively created a discipline so woke that not a single one of our introductory textbooks can make it past Florida's censors. Great work everyone.
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessInternal White House meetings going on, like, "Hopefully the racism will distract from the pedophilia which will distract from the killings which will distract from the pedophilia again which will distract from the economy which will distract from the pedophilia a third time"
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessNot that it would be okay to do this to an undocumented immigrant either but THIS GUY IS A LEGAL IMMIGRANT and also his lawyer hand delivered his medication and they REFUSED TO GIVE IT TO HIM. Enraging! How do ANY of these people live with themselves?
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessHe is the night!
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Clevernesseven if you don't care about sports you gotta admit it's awesome that this guy had to hear to his face how the world feels about him
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness"Being anti AI is class privilege! Poor people can't afford to learn how to make art without it!" Yes. Famously, all artists are extremely wealthy.
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessI read through hundreds of emails and scoured through years of correspondence and background information to write this 4600 word report. It confirms what we all have been saying about the anti-trans movement from the start. Read it from the top down, I can't even begin to summarize it all properly.
- You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness[Not loaded yet]
- Spoiler for Fallout S2 ending... ...I just realized that they *literally* gave us the 'Your Princess is in another castle' ending.
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Clevernessanyway sorry the guy you have supported and made excuses for for years is a sadistic gutter racist whose every action would horrify your average saturday morning cartoon villain we did tell you, repeatedly
- Apologies to everyone on my TBR, but my brain has only let me re-read a handful of smutty stories for the past few weeks. I'll try to defrag my brain, especially since I got bookmail from @danifinnwrites.bsky.social and @cerecermurphy.bsky.social today! And owe @authorkaraj.bsky.social a review!
- I don't know who the guy behind Mamdani is, but his smile made me smile.
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness🎯
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness🥲
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness[Not loaded yet]
- Loot that drops after defeating me: A guaranteed A on a biology exam A cat toy Individual keys from a keyboard A spicy queer book A copy of Strunk and White 1% chance of epic drop: Sylphrena, animal companion and Fluffernutter ...crap I just made myself a target, didn't I?
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessThe writer Threads post about gatekeeping feels like ragebait (as much of Threads is), but I do want to say that the best way to better your craft is to read and watch things you really enjoy and dissect them to figure out how to do something similar in your own works. 1/4
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness"Sure, ICE is bad, but we need to deport illegal immigrants" No you don't. If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessI'm 45 years old and the Golden Age stuff made me so fucking annoyed in 1995. Like man just THINK about what you're telling teenage girls to read because I promise that you probably shouldn't be doing it. 😑
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Clevernessthe Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessThe public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley. Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo. Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles. Get them out!
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessA'ight kids, it's time for a thread giving you the lowdown on Draft2Digital. 1: They were founded by right-wing Xtians. 2: They donate masses of cash to their church and missions. 3: They view ROMANCE and EROTICA as the same thing, *and* as "dangerous". ⬇️
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessThe word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessI need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
- My friend and I were bitching about fascism and I complained that whoever said if we didn't study history we were doomed to repeat it didn't add that if other people didn't study it, we were also doomed to repeat it. And she said, 'Yeah, it's a group project!' ...Explains. So. Much.
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness‘One officer told me that I "had no chance of returning to Minnesota" and that "the best thing for (me] is self-deportation." … She offered me $2600 to self-deport. I refused. I wanted to talk to my attorney. They didn't tell me the judge had already ordered my release and return to Minnesota.’
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessFYI, Red Ogre Reviews also claim ridiculous rights to any work you *submit* to them, before they've even considered whether they want to publish it.
- apologies for lack of alt text but i am yoo tired to type all this again @ogre.red thinks terms if service are bullshit and licensing for poetry is unimportant because "who would steal a poem" my advice would be to avoid doing business with this person
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessA deaf teen was violently detained by ICE for not “following orders”. He couldn’t hear their orders. They denied him an interpreter. Denied him accommodations. This is who they are. They target the disabled because eugenics and fascism go hand in hand.
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessWhat's fascinating to me after reading a bunch of the Epstein files emails from all kinds of senior figures from all kinds of countries is just how many of them were randomly telling Epstein state secrets over unsecured, unencrypted email, and nobody's security services bothered with it AT ALL.
- Lord Mendelson passed confidential information to Epstein giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessGuys I know everything is incredibly bad but please stop for a moment and enjoy this photo of my fucking amazing cat. Look at this shape. The box behind him is his thinking box, he sits in it and thinks
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessWe gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessDon't enter this. You'll lose all rights to your story. Period. Competitions like this need to be called out, so they learn their good reputation shouldn't be used to steal the bread from writers' mouths. And that we're not all clueless rubes waiting to be taken advantage of.
- Introduce yourself with: One book -- Rites of Winter, by @poopraven.bsky.social One movie -- V for Vendetta One song (I don't really do albums) -- Sandstorm One TV show -- Prodigal Son ...Wow, I sound scary and I'm like the least scary person you could ever meet.
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessThis pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessDiscworld QOTD, from Men At Arms
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness
- Okay, so what's your cat's theme song? His name is Rangi and he had to have a canine extracted (probably broken from eating something he shouldn't before he was caught by animal control) so his theme song is the words 'Rangi Fangi!' repeated to the Hallelujah chorus by Handel.
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessWestboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessAccountability matters, but so does dismantling the machinery that allows this to keep happening.
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness[This post could not be retrieved]
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessWell now, would you look at that? A massive, 4-YEAR-LONG study of NEARLY 30 MILLION people in France found that individuals who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine had a 74% LOWER risk of death from severe COVID-19 compared to unvaccinated individuals and ZERO increased risk of all-cause mortality.
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Clevernesswhen i say bring that baby home i mean EVERY BABY
- Elizabeth is a Columbia Heights fourth-grader who loves volleyball, learning English and giggling in the halls with her friends. She's been held in the Dilley Immigration Processing Center for nearly a month, and she and her mom have both fallen ill. sahanjournal.com/education/co...
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessNot in the Epstein files: - trans people - migrants and asylum seekers - people who arrive in small boats - benefits claimants In the Epstein files: - rich white guys who tell you (or pay people to tell you) to hate the people above
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessIt is possible to thread the needle on critiquing white women who participate in colonial and racist and misogynist systems without engaging in misogyny. Not all critiques of women are misogyny, because it is possible for women to also participate in misogyny. Very possible!
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessThis is one of the most important cases that galvanized Black people in the late 40s through the 1950s. Almost every major Black leader had a comment about it. It is also one of the most successful defense committees that was organized in the 20th century. Almost no one knows about it today.
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey ClevernessEvery day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
- Reposted by Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness[Not loaded yet]
