EqualToHeaven
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- Reposted by EqualToHeavenMan shot by federal agent in south Minneapolis www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenOnce again, immigration is not even a problem. Immigrants are not more criminal, they don't cost jobs, they don't harm the economy. There is no reason for any of this. It is hurting ourselves to hurt them.
- Congressman Josh Riley @reprileyny.bsky.social voted 6 months ago to thank the agency that shot and killed someone today. Will he vote to #AbolishICE or stand with the fascist goon squad?
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenDowntown. 242 Fifth Ave - CVS. Caller said someone just stole like 7 full cases of Dr. Pepper and fled. Suspect is currently walking down Fifth with a comical amount of Dr. Pepper.
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares) - Today’s random wikipedia find, from the page for the Poisson Distribution:
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenwhenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenA little history lesson, with a nod to Frederick Douglass. What to a Christian is the Eleventh of November? open.substack.com/pub/dianabut...
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- Reposted by EqualToHeavenFeel like, as a society, we might consider moving Halloween to the last Friday in October (observed.) Vibes truly immaculate tonight.
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- People are really out here affirming the consequent on main smh
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenlearned recently that the guy who wrote "The Night Before Christmas," clement clarke moore, also wrote a takedown of thomas jefferson's proto-scientific racism in "Notes on the State of Virginia," basically accusing him and others of making it up to justify slavery. which, that's right.
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenall the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails
- Adam made me realize something: Sora is pulling a reverse Uber. Uber, for all of its faults, made a taxi service that doesn't own any cars. Sora is trying to replace an app (tiktok) that doesn't spend anything to make videos with an app that does.
- Sora proves the AI bubble is going to burst. Watch the full video on YouTube: youtu.be/55Z4cg5Fyu4
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenTHURSDAY ART SHOW! If you are a working artist (i.e. you depend on income from your art) just respond to this post with your non-pornographic, non-violent, non-Al generated ✨CAT-RELATED✨ art/crafts and I will repost! From now until 9:00 pm EST. Include any relevant links like your website or etsy!
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenIn my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
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- Reposted by EqualToHeavenNEW: Arkansas announced plans for a mega prison in a rural town. Since then, locals are organizing to stop it. At first they opposed it in their own town. But some now say they've taken a more critical look at how we incarcerate in the country. make time for this new feature, you won't regret it
- Reposted by EqualToHeavensome remarkable stuff happening in the Tucson region, don't miss it this is a really interesting public official / local leader:
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- Mr. Cuban, a skydiving Christian baby would like to have a word
- Reposted by EqualToHeavennew Shaker New Shaker NEW SHAKER www.npr.org/2025/08/19/n...
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenMinneapolis folks!! Come to Utepils Brewing on Saturday, would love to see you there!
- I recently watched through all of Elementary (the Sherlock Holmes in America show), and they had an episode where the criminal fakes a death by fentanyl contact in order to profit from the subsequent police hysteria.
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenanyway i was about to write something like, “you cannot live in a free society and also forbid people from living where they would like to live” but it occurs to me that many, many americans do not want to live in a free society
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenMaybe the real Ship of Theseus was the Ship of Theseus we made along the way
- I submitted a sketch of @hankgreen.bsky.social but it didn’t accept it 🙃
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- Josh Johnson should be the permanent host of the daily show no question
- No one has mastered delivering factual information about current event so fluently in the style/format of tiktok and youtube shorts that it still pings the "assume this is unreliable" part of my brain quite like Dave (I mean this as a compliment).
- Reposted by EqualToHeaveni want you to put the word out there that we back up
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenTurning into a single issue voter for 2028, where the issue is which Democratic candidate will vow to nominate the most rabidly partisan, vengeful and hate-filled AG you can possibly imagine
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenZohran Mamdani officially wins the primary with 56% in round 3 of ranked choice tabulation. enr.boenyc.gov/rcv/026916_1...
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenThere's not a more repellent phrase in modern slang than "yucking someone's yum."
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenyou guys they might be vampires
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- The psychological horror of Andrew Cuomo, on the other hand, would be entirely appropriate, genre-wise.
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenNYC Comptroller Brad Lander was just arrested by Trump’s ICE agents because he asked to see a judicial warrant. This is fascism and all New Yorkers must speak in one voice. Release him now.
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- somebody call @haskell.org
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- Reposted by EqualToHeavenIdk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenokay Andrew now let's try "can you tell us why you left your last job?"
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenThese 75 Democrats joined Republicans to "express gratitude" to ICE agents and call for greater local and state collaboration with ICE. jonathancohn.medium.com/a-tale-of-tw...
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenICE crossed a line in LA
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenThe English muffin makes him not a New Yorker. The word order “bacon, cheese, and egg” makes him not of this Earth.
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenHow Couples Argue Today: Wife: cool how theres 29 category theory packages on hackage in 2025 and none of them let me make http requests. Normal World Husband: wow its almost like those are foundational packages and arent meant to make http requests????????? but ok go off
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- Reposted by EqualToHeavenICE (or maybe DEA? who knows?) shows up again in the same quiet Berkshires town, at a landscaping job site. This time business owners confronted the agents, demanded they show warrants or IDs. The agents refused. “I felt like I was in North Korea,” owner says. www.berkshireeagle.com/news/souther...
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenSan Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenToday is Décadi the 10th of Prairial in the year 233. Prairial is the month of meadows. Today we celebrate the scythe. #JacobinDay More information on the scythe
- Reposted by EqualToHeaventhis is an insane request but what’s the use of having this many followers if I can’t make insane requests. do any of you have a kid who is done playing with their Bluey garbage truck set? our dog chewed up the trash cans and my kid is inconsolable. you can’t buy them separately. I will pay you
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- Reposted by EqualToHeavenGod I'm struggling to figure out how much I can even say without spoiling it but BobbyBroccoli's new documentary 17 Pages might have the biggest twist I have ever encountered in any piece of media I have ever seen Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
- Saw a Volvo with vanity plate that read “VOLVU55Y”. They really just let you put anything huh.
- Reposted by EqualToHeavenGuess who made a Broccumentary? 17 Pages, a documentary from Kevan MacKay, the creator behind the BobbyBroccoli account, is out NOW on Nebula. go.nebula.tv/17pages
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- Reposted by EqualToHeavenEarly exit polls suggest the new pope did particularly well with male voters aged 45-79.
