Stephen
Chartered imbecile. World lawn darts champion 2014. Former Miss Haven Holidays. Owns UK's largest collection of keys. My username came free in a box of Frosties
- Reposted by StephenIt's lunchtime and Morgan McSweeney still has a job. Incredible.
- Reposted by StephenJust a slob like one of us
- Reposted by StephenIncredible stuff from @wsj.com www.wsj.com/us-news/igno...
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- Yellow by Coldplay
- Can a 23 year old Aussie get a knighthood?
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- If only No 10 knew someone with the power to do that…
- Reposted by StephenWe think about these JD Vance tweets about once a month
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- Reposted by StephenThis shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
- Start learning Danish, now you have nine and half fives problems.
- Reposted by StephenI need all of my British friends to see this.
- Reposted by StephenWhen they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."
- It’s really unfair to compare Trump to Hitler. Hitler didn’t rape kids.
- Reposted by StephenThe Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
- Reposted by StephenI keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”
- Reposted by StephenSocialism built your roads, it built your rail, it built your healthcare, it built your power stations and power lines, it built your houses. Everything that works was built by socialism, everything that doesn't work is owned by capitalism.
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- The Shawshank Shitpost
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- Don’t vote Labour, you’ll split the vote.
- Oh to have the sheer audacity of people who have their bags sitting on seats on a packed train.
- Reposted by StephenThe Polanski bounce STILL shows no sign of letting up!
- Reposted by StephenI've never aided a genocide or instituted a hereditary chamber of lords or locked anyone up or used even one nuclear submarine so I assume there's a form to fill out to get my taxes back or
- Don’t be a dick.
- I can add some context: he’s a rogue landlord and a cunt.
- Literally no idea how this is possible without drugs.
- www.ft.com/content/d0b7... No thank you.
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- Reposted by StephenDeer 🦌 prancing around in the snow in Texas.
- I’d like to sign-up to canvass for Labour and go door-to-door wearing a red rosette and tell people why I, a Labour supporter, think they should vote Green.
- Reposted by StephenI have been printing these out and leaving them lying around on desks in the office. Nobody throws receipts away in offices just in case they are important.
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- I’m very surprised about the Stella Braverman news. I thought she’d already defected.
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- Reposted by StephenI mean, we all laugh at David Cameron because he fucked it into the sun chasing the votes of racist pensioners, but he did at least get a few of them, and not none.
- Burnham takes his shot
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- I was about to shout some expletives then I realised I’d missed the word “New”
- When I moved to house number 117 I failed to appreciate how much of my life would be spent scrolling through dropdown boxes.
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- Reposted by StephenIn the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights
- Reposted by StephenI just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
- Reposted by StephenI'm perfectly aware this is by far not the worst thing he's done, but Trump's constant presence - day after day after day - in the lives and headspaces of hundreds of millions of people (billions?), in the US and outside, is so taxing. Every morning, we wake up and have to think about this asshole.
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- My books cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com
- Just settling down to catch up with all your posts.
- At the European Figure Skating Championships
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- Reposted by StephenHats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
- I’m the worst actor in the world, so if someone could win an Oscar and then present it to me that’d be great.
- Reposted by StephenLeonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.
