Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures)
Some of the greatest indie miniatures that you never heard of, apparently. Glib. Posts a lot of non hobby stuff as well. Not 100% serious
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- Reposted by Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures)This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
- All 20 primarchs named in the Epstein files, says FBI, even the two women ones nobody talks about.
- funniest thing ever if GW brought the two lost/forgotten Primarchs back and they were women and nobody can prove they ever weren't women. Go on @gavthorpe.bsky.social do it in a book
- Saw 'Bugs Bunny' was trending and immediately assumed he was named in the Epstein files for some horror or other
- Hmm. All interesting and cool, sure, but when you get right down to it, Marvel just flytipped an entire movie set and heavy equipment at the bottom of a mine and accordingly, should be fined heavily at the very least? www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/uk-worl...
- I did wonder when the big gold statues would start to show up.
- Not a particularly encouraging sign for the survival of Doctor Who as a TV show if they're selling off all the costumes and props... Guessing whatever plans they have for Billie Piper she won't be using 15's sonic screwdriver! www.doctorwho.tv/news-and-fea...
- Trapped in an "8am to 1pm window" waiting for water meter to be fitted, wondering if i can risk going to the toilet or if that will be the precise moment the engineer knocks on the door.
- Oh, cool, the engineer just rang me to say he'll be herE in 15 mins. QUICKLY! TO THE TOILETORIUM!!
- Oh, he's literally just turned up to look and see if they can actually fit a water meter at a later date. Glad I got up at 7am after 5 hours sleep for that. Had to rearrange the resin delivery for tomorrow as well. Bah!
- From 2023, this sound of a laser cleaning some metal mesmerises neurodivergent people and horrifies others, watch the man's face, he doesn't even blink. She doesn't like it at all.
- Days of work and reworking for what seems like fractional gains but taking shape
- Reposted by Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures)Finished this lovely Elf Ranger miniature from @heresyminiatures.com And what a joy to paint she was! Nice to take a break from Yellow Power Armour.
- Does that Klingon restaurant ever make another appearance in DS9? I can't imagine it would last long. First time someone complains about a meal there's a fatal fight involving the chef. Related: Chonky Klingons are the best Klingons
- *apocalypse now opening monologue voice* January. Shit. It was still only January...
- Been seeing those 'Britain underwater' maps for decades now, if only we'd known to try to do something about it. I hope all the UKIP/Reform neighbours I've talked to over the years remember me asking them how they'll feel when the real flooding starts and we *all* become refugees

- Reposted by Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures)Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
- Fleeting glimpse at Instagram and saw this from Goblin Hobbies using a nail stamp (for fingernails) and a lasercut tin to stamp decals onto 40k figures www.instagram.com/p/DTdX8DHkcip/
- LIstening to the band Rainbow, and yes, they're good, but honestly, I was disappointed to find that wasn't even Zippy's singing voice but some stand-in. I'm guessing zippy was too wasted to lay down some tracks that were usable. It was the 70s after all. open.spotify.com/album/56JX1f...

- Some idiot left the lid off the catalyst container last time I refilled the bottles. so I have run out of resin until restock arrives. If i catch the guy who did that I'm going to beat him with a rubber hose.

- Reposted by Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures)january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing
- I see they're doing a prequel to Rambo, presumably we get to follow a happy-go-lucky, live-and-let-live John Rambo as he goes to Vietnam and then loses everyone and everything dear to him, becoming a hollowed out PTSD-ridden psychotic wandering from small town to small town as per First Blood.
- My money's on "no, we won't be getting a searing psychological drama, he'll be a Rambo III unstoppable killing machine from the get go killing over 1500 people during the movie"
- Reposted by Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures)Been 25 years or so since I painted a metal miniature, so I'm really enjoying coming back to it. This Elf Ranger from @heresyminiatures.com is a delight.
- hahaha got me
- One thing that constantly bugs me is the lack of Conservation Of Mass when Odo changes into things. Is he reducing the space between electrons to shrink into eg a glass? If so, does he normally weigh about as much as a glass? Because if not, nobody's casually lifting that tray with him on it
- See also: perfect transparency
- Reposted by Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures)This! I might have self-medicated via @fenrisgames.com and @heresyminiatures.com this week 😆
- I do like the 'it doesn't count as buying new things if you go to indie creators' rule, yes. So... threw a few toys into the cart from @badsquiddogames.bsky.social because I medically require retail therapy on occasion.
- Reposted by Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures)If Bilbo had Chat GPT
- The lead characters of Wonder Man are called Trevor and Simon. This means a lot more to UK people over 40
